Jacko !!!!!!!!!!
 

"What did the woman say to Michael Jackson on the Beach"?

"Excuse me Sir....youre in my son"




What do michael jackson and jelly have in common?

they both come in tots




Whats Michael Jacksons favourite day of the year -

Halloween - Cos its free delivery.




Q. Why did Michael Jackson phone Boyz-II-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.



Well i thought they were fucking good so :321GFY


:winkwink:

pretty funny stuff
:thumbsup

HE used to be your HERO.......

Funny tho!

what time is bedtime at Jacko's House?

When the Big Hand touches the Small Hand

Fuck they get worse and worse :1orglaugh

good ones keep em coming:thumbsup

Fucking retarted he sells more records then anybody in music history and he still has to go around attacking little boys.

Q. Why does Michael Jackson put Dairylee on his penis ?

A. Cause kids'll do anything for the taste of Dairylee!



Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh I wish I knew some. Keep them coming!!

Q. What will Michael say when he gets released from prison?
A. "I feel like a kid again."


Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A. One waits until you're thirteen to come on your face.


Michael Jackson and a lttle boy are walking through the woods late at night. The boy says "I'm scared!" and Michael says "You're scared? I've got to walk back on my own!"


Inside the bedroom Michael Jackson finds his girlfriend furiously packing a suitcase. He asks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says that you're a pedophile and I should leave you!" He says: "Wow, you're pretty smart for an eleven year old."