Bush congratulated Michael Jackson,Paris Hilton....
 

?At this crucial time in our history, when keeping people uninformed has never been more important, these celebrities stood up and performed shocking deeds which shifted attention away from what really matters,? President Bush stated.

Bush went on to heap praise on Martha Stewart, Robert Blake and Kobe Byrant for their efforts in preventing ink from being
wasted on covering Iraq.

?In our time of great need, their megalomaniacal behavior which led them to think they were above the law has contributed greatly to the American people not having the slightest clue of what we are doing. For that I am truly grateful,? Bush concluded.


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OWNED.

What was Paris Hilton caught doing that was illegal? Whoops! He wasn't supposed to make sex illegal until his second term!