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Jman 11-19-2003 10:01 AM

What would you do if your lady would arrive home with Penis enhancement product.
 
I have been looking at our sales log and I see a lot of females names attached to penis enhancement products orders.

What would be your reaction if your girl would give you a Penis Patch or Dick pill and asked you to take them???

And You ladies, what would you do if your men would give you a breast enhancement cream or pills?

InsaneGreen 11-19-2003 10:03 AM

id pretend to take them but really mix them in with her food everyday

TheLegacy 11-19-2003 10:04 AM

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Originally posted by InsaneGreen
id pretend to take them but really mix them in with her food everyday


:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Odie 11-19-2003 10:06 AM

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Originally posted by InsaneGreen
id pretend to take them but really mix them in with her food everyday
now that could work both ways :1orglaugh

Dragonsxxx 11-19-2003 10:06 AM

would tell her

no problem but she would have to start execising her pussy...

i have the same feeling holding my dick out the window when it rains as being in her :glugglug





but lucky for me i don't need those expensive pills :winkwink:

who 11-19-2003 10:09 AM

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Originally posted by Dragonsxxx
would tell her

no problem but she would have to start execising her pussy...

i have the same feeling holding my dick out the window when it rains as being in her :glugglug


Have you checked your GF's pulse lately?

johnny_ricebone 11-19-2003 10:12 AM

I would take them all at once ... errr ... I mean I don't need those! :winkwink:

C_U_Next_Tuesday 11-19-2003 10:20 AM

dont ever ponder the question because its not relevant to me or my hubby...he has a big cock..I have huge tits...no pills or creams needed...

Jman 11-19-2003 10:20 AM

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Originally posted by InsaneGreen
id pretend to take them but really mix them in with her food everyday
LMAO to Funny.

DamageX 11-19-2003 11:36 AM

I'd use whatever she's got for me. Not like they're gonna do any harm, but if it makes her sleep better at night then I'm ok with it. :)

WiredGuy 11-19-2003 01:54 PM

That would be a good way to get some people buying, send a few free samples to the girlfriends, and it'll shake the guys confidence. Then he'll start buying more and more until she's happy :)

WG

Darren 11-19-2003 01:57 PM

usually its because they dont want to put their own name so use females are we have many cases where its actively being discussed between female and the husband.

i dont tink anyone would buy their husband some

Jman 11-19-2003 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by Darren
usually its because they dont want to put their own name so use females are we have many cases where its actively being discussed between female and the husband.

i dont tink anyone would buy their husband some

Well we do all our own customer support and I can say for a fact that women call to ask questions about our products... And they do buy for them once our customer support rep are done answering their questions...

I guess to each their own in clientele :thumbsup

Mr Pheer 11-19-2003 03:07 PM

I'd say... "Ok baby, but remember, its YOUR ass thats gonna be hurting more when it gets bigger"

okny 11-19-2003 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by Odie


now that could work both ways :1orglaugh

Hey as long as everyone is happy with the results in the end of the day :1orglaugh

archik 11-19-2003 03:09 PM

I'd be more worried about supplying the Al Queda with penis enlargment tools ;)

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Special Ed 11-19-2003 03:14 PM

As much as my girl doesn't like to butt fuck...I can't imagine her wanting my dick any bigger than it already is...:thumbsup

Jman 11-19-2003 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by archik
I'd be more worried about supplying the Al Queda with penis enlargment tools ;)

25272Apollo Patch - Penis Enhancement 2003-11-18 17:30:56abd rahman jaafar179.94
25266Apollo Patch - Penis Enhancement 2003-11-18 16:45:20abdullah ahmed alzahrani209.99
25129Apollo Patch - Penis Enhancement 2003-11-16 14:21:40Abdul Kadir etuazim209.99

LMAO ... Now you know why Bin Laden was limping all the time ;-)

Is third leg grew to Big, to Fast :winkwink:

Alky 11-19-2003 03:24 PM

but honey its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

BrentD 11-19-2003 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jean-Francois aka JMan
I have been looking at our sales log and I see a lot of females names attached to penis enhancement products orders.

What would be your reaction if your girl would give you a Penis Patch or Dick pill and asked you to take them???

And You ladies, what would you do if your men would give you a breast enhancement cream or pills?

I would tell her I ain't taking that shit and having side effects from it when there is no real product on the market that truely increases size, period!!!!

Jman 11-19-2003 03:27 PM

Speaking of Al Queda.

http://www.canadianviagra.com/media7.htm

Darren 11-19-2003 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by Jean-Francois aka JMan


Well we do all our own customer support and I can say for a fact that women call to ask questions about our products... And they do buy for them once our customer support rep are done answering their questions...

I guess to each their own in clientele :thumbsup

yeah jean suppose it depends most women who talk to us via email have discussed with their partners b4 hand.

Jean I hope u don't mind me asking this here but it as always made me wonder, with phone numbers on ur sites i hate to think how many sales ur affiliates are losing?

Jman 11-19-2003 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by Darren


yeah jean suppose it depends most women who talk to us via email have discussed with their partners b4 hand.

Jean I hope u don't mind me asking this here but it as always made me wonder, with phone numbers on ur sites i hate to think how many sales ur affiliates are losing?

Hey Darren, thanks for the opportunity ;-)

We have been testing a solution for our affiliates with www.optipatch.com which works and wich we are implementing on every sites... It's a dynamic link givign the affiliate # as the extension next to the toll free.

And what is funny is I showed Duane you post and apparently you where not to worried about your affiliates when you where sending you customer support calls to our support center.

We do support for other companies as well. Guess we are doing something right HEY ;-)

Anymore Questions Brother ???

Sarah_Jayne 11-19-2003 03:43 PM

well you would be suprised how many of our breast pills are sold to men.

Jman 11-19-2003 03:45 PM

I am sure they sell well Sarah :)

Darren 11-19-2003 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jean-Francois aka JMan


Hey Darren, thanks for the opportunity ;-)

We have been testing a solution for our affiliates with www.optipatch.com which works and wich we are implementing on every sites... It's a dynamic link givign the affiliate # as the extension next to the toll free.

And what is funny is I showed Duane you post and apparently you where not to worried about your affiliates when you where sending you customer support calls to our support center.

We do support for other companies as well. Guess we are doing something right HEY ;-)

Anymore Questions Brother ???

precisely the reason we stopped using ur support and do our own but thats a good idea for sure..

how does it work does the webmaster have to trust that on ur side u give him credit for the sale?

Jman 11-19-2003 03:56 PM

Yes we credit webmasters on all sales and we offer the best support possible. And yes it's like every fucking sponsors out there, at the end of the day webmasters have to trust for every single sponsor program could shave, cheat or do anything to put more money in there pockets.

Anymore Questions Bro :winkwink:

Dealer 11-19-2003 03:58 PM

I would be very scared that she wants a larger penis. I mean isnt her penis large enough already.

Darren 11-19-2003 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jean-Francois aka JMan
Yes we credit webmasters on all sales and we offer the best support possible. And yes it's like every fucking sponsors out there, at the end of the day webmasters have to trust for every single sponsor program could shave, cheat or do anything to put more money in there pockets.

Anymore Questions Bro :winkwink:

icq me when u get a mo

Jman 11-19-2003 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darren


icq me when u get a mo

Allready added you :thumbsup

hottoddy 11-19-2003 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jean-Francois aka JMan


What would be your reaction if your girl would give you a Penis Patch or Dick pill and asked you to take them???

I would order her some vagina-shrinking products.

buddyjuf 11-19-2003 05:38 PM

very interesting thread :thumbsup

freeadultcontent 11-19-2003 05:38 PM

I would just take them since they do jack shit anyways and be damn glad she thought of wasting money on them instead of finding some mandingo brother to impale her.

DamageX 11-19-2003 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
well you would be suprised how many of our breast pills are sold to men.
Damn, 'sthat how I got my bitch tits? Are they supposed to be this hairy?

cronos 11-19-2003 06:14 PM

I woulda said: you too!


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