Haha damn...this morning was terrible.
 

Was up doin some work around 1am and decided to cook myself a steak. I sat down to eat, and took a bite...and it got caught in the bottom of my throat. I could still breathe fine, but I couldn't swallow at all, not even my spit. Gave it a couple hours and it didnt come out, so I called up my dad and had him come drive me to the E.R..

They ended up giving me some stuff to relax my throat via I.V. which had me dry heaving like crazy...which actually did nothing, in the end. So I ended up having to get emergency surgery. But I had to wait in the hospital emergency room for 5 hours before a doctor was available.

The procedure they were giving was an endoscopy, which is basically shoving a long flexible tube with a camera attached down your throat. They were supposed to only sedate me lightly, but the drugs ended up knocking me out completely, so thank god for that - as I don't particularly prefer shit being shoved down my throat :winkwink:

So basically...worst morning ever. EVER!

Remember to chew your food next time fattie :winkwink:

DH

Don't you know that when you get steak stuck in your throat you're supposed to spoon a bunch of peanut butter down there to get it moving?

Exactly :glugglug

haha...actually, I have to go in again for another surgery. This happened to me once before, luckily that time it cleared up in about 15 minutes. But they say my throat is narrower than normal at the bottom, so they need to shove another tube down there, then a balloon to expand it.

GOOD TIMES!

the worst thing i find to choke on is those melted mozzasticks. when u chew it and try to swallow a long thread of cheese goes down your throat, and u choke. i know numerous ppl who choked bad from them including me. those things should have a warning on them!

Well you're definetely not going to be in the next throat gagger episode that is for sure!:)

DH

Damn...all my dreams of stardom, fortune, and fame...CRUSHED! :( :(

lol