Any of you had fake friends?
 

Like that took advantage of you because you had money/car whatever...?
how did you know they are not your real friends?

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love you, lensman !!!

yes...and all i can say is that....they are friends WHEN THEY ARE IN NEED OR ONLY WHEN THEY NEED SOMETHING FROM YOU...:BangBang:

A real friend will never turn their back on you. A real friend will be there for you - when you need help, not just when they need help... :2 cents:

i have 1 real friend.
the rest are only my friend when its convenient.

yes and once we learned she was using us, we cut her off. and now we just fuck her then leave:thumbsup

When I caught one with my wife.

:glugglug

Sure, its amazing to see how many people bounce once the party runs out in whatever form you like it in with these "friends"

real friends stick with you at the lowest of lows and the highest of highs and break your balls evenly at each point :)

NOBODY in life is a friend. EVERYBODY wants something. Maybe not now, but at some point.

That's very true... I only have 3 real friends...

Real friends are the peeps who are happy to see you when you havent seen them in ages.. fake friends are the ones who get pissed off and jealous coz they know ur hangin out with other peeps.

I've had my imaginary friend for as long as I can remember

Shame you think that way dude

god dammit you never call me anymore :Graucho

My friends clean my house after parties, buy me cool stuff at the store, help out whenever I need it... all without asking for anything in return. I think it's safe to say they're real. It took 20 years to find them, but hey, they're here.

Your a true friend :thumbsup

You always constantly have to be testing your friends out see how honest they are with you

Life, by Marshall Mathers

I agree with you. Bummed me out when I finally came to the conclusion as well.

I have a fake friend... I like to call him Guido... Guido likes to sit and have tea with me and my dollies... my dollies don't like Guido because I always give HIM the big piece of pie. My dollies don't even like pie, but they still get jealous cause they think I like Guido more than them. I really do, but don't tell my dollies I said that... Come to think of it, don't tell Guido either... He has one hell of an ego.

Well, its rough, that is why I started hanging out with people that make as much as I do, and doesn't ask for shit. Same thing for the women in my life, they have to be making the same or more, tired of being their sugar daddy LOL.

I have only one best friend (my dick) :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

It's just like Arnold Schwarzenegger ... once said in his movie Conan "Trust no one - You can only trust your sword"

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Fake and naked.