Question time with George Bush
 

George W Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and the President asks him his name.
"Billy!"
"And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have three questions:
Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
And whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume, the President says:
"Okay where were we? Oh that's right - question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up. George points him out and asks his name.
"Steve!"
"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have five questions:
Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
And my fifth question: what happened to Billy?"

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh good shit.. :thumbsup

I love Bush jokes. Let me go find one now. :thumbsup

Sit back and have a few laughs with some classic George W. Bush quotes!

And be scared, be very, very scared.



"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- Governor George W. Bush



"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- Governor George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- Governor George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- Governor George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- Governor George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- Governor George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
- Governor George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- Governor George W. Bush



"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- Governor George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- Governor George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- Governor George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Governor George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- Governor George W. Bush

ROFLMFAO:1orglaugh :thumbsup That's some disturbingly true to life but funny ass shit.

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Hahaha yours is better than mine... :winkwink:

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