you too could be a traffic broker
 

with so many people buying traffic why not cash in, here's how


step 1

get $40 from mom, if she asks just say its for a field trip - that way you get to ditch school AND start your traffic empire at the same time.

step 2

contact any freehost out there and ask for a sample days traffic, also find other traffic brokers who allow multiple popups and resell for less then you intend to. nothing says cashflow like a 200% markup.

step 3

start your very own traffic give away for 20k free hits, 10k free hits, and 5k free hits concurrently with the thousandth post being the winner. the gfy crew will go NUTS in a posting frenzy

step 4

send your purchased re-seller traffic and your sample traffic to your own filtering page so you can make a little coin on the crap you've purchased.

step 5

three exits to each of the give away winner, you've effectively turned 20k into 35k and they're none the wiser.

step 6

make some bank, because of your free gfy thousand post advertising people will buy regardless of if it makes them any money or not, when questioned simply reply with a witty qwip about how some people know how to convert traffic better then others

step 7

it really doesn't matter how much you're paying for the traffic you buy because you are concurrently reselling the same hit multiple times to different webmasters

step 8

REALLY cash in and cheat the fuck out of TGP owners by redirecting their traffic and selling it as clicked traffic for $10/k when they ask just say you buy a lot of your traffic so someone must have sold you 404 from a gallery they posted, ask for the "ref code" of the abusive poster and never reply with the results.


and there you have it you're on your way to millions

:thumbsup

step 9

enjoy your reputation.

step 10

change your nick

haha,

step 11

take daddy's gun, put it in your mouth and pull the trigger!

step 11
Do it all over again

Thanks Rep for tellin everyone!

:winkwink:

no problem, I imagine only honest and somewhat honest brokers would post in this thread anyway. others want it on page 2 asap.

Is honest traffic broker and oxymoron? :Graucho I think you can make a little money with all traffic, just have to say smart about it and make sure you don't overpay cause then you'll end up on the losing side.

No shit, it is really is that easy! (yeah right)

I don't think I have to comment any more...

nice info .. :)

My mom only gave me 20$ :-/, Do you have a different plan?

Ive only got $5, can someone lend me $35 so i can start selling traffic... :winkwink:

step 100: got to school u dum imigrant.

i got 50 cent

This would be funnier if it wasn't so close to the truth.

hahahaha

Damn, and I just finished typing my new model up in Business Plan Pro, and you had to fuckin expose it to everyone =(

OK I am ready


anyone looking to buy some traffic?

cough

Me likie likie! :thumbsup