Could your child be a hacker?
 

http://www.sciaphobia.net/hacker.html

HAHAHA a friend sent this to me today... what really chaps my ass is this guy is going on like he's an expert about how to tell if your child is a hacker, but he has *NO* idea what he's even talking about. Unbelievable to me that someone seems like they spent more time writing the article than they did researching what constitutes a "hacker" and tries to get parents to follow these ridiculous guidlines. Too stupid for words.

Exerpts:

Your son will probably try to install some hacker software. He may attempt to conceal the presence of the software in some way, but you can usually find any new programs by reading through the programs listed under "Install/Remove Programs" in your control panel. Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking.

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms.

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War.

These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

psst. I think its a joke ;)

That is the funniest shit I've ever read!

no man... i asked my buddy the same thing when i read it... if it was a joke. apparently that site also has an article linking day care to communism.

11. Did your son buy a new luxury car?

17 year old daughter "sneek" out on a date wearing make up? Since when is 17 concidered to young to date.

wouldn't that be "how to tell if your child is a successful pornographer?"

Yeah, that site must be for real, since it's on the Internet and all.
You should check out a site called The Onion . There are all sorts of TRUE stories like this one that will blow your mind!

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Doesn't anyone else remember that "Gibbons" was the name of the "anti-hacking" FBI agent in the movie Hackers from 1996?

I can't believe how many people are taking the article, look at the idiocy in its comments :p

um duh its a joke , try reading the homepage its an excerpt of an old old story

<img src="http://www.sciaphobia.net/gallery/fbsowns.jpg">

jesus you guys just found this? its fucking old!!!!!!

That FREE BSD devil sure knows how to lay the pipe onto some quivering helpless tender twink Penguin bunghole!
Funny picture, Smokey!!!:thumbsup :thumbsup

That list is not complete...

No. 14 If your son keeps asking his friends for fresh proxies every 8 hours, your son just may be a hacker.

No. 15 If your child keeps using the terms IP and port and she is neither talking about urination or maritime navigation, your child just may be a hacker.

LOL. This is like the geek version of the tired Jeff Foxworthy "You may be a redneck" schtick.:thumbsup

I remember reading that 2 years ago ^_^''