How the fuck do transexual hide their dick?
 

I see them wearing g-strings, thongs, hotpants and tight dress and without any bulge around the crotch! How the fuck do they do that?

sneaky mother fuckers aren't they? :1orglaugh

duct tape?

tuck it baby. Why you tryin to find it? Hmmmm

Its hard to get TRANNY TRICKED. Unless you're drunk!:1orglaugh

so what happened tell us

Perhaps, it has something to do with his extreme discomfort sitting down lately.:1orglaugh :winkwink:

A little tuck? Not too sure if I want to know either...

For some reason, the movie The Crying Game comes to mind:helpme

where do you see them?

How do you know they are trannies if they're hiding their cocks???????????

His bedroom? LOL j/k :thumbsup

close encounter at groove society? :1orglaugh

and why would you like to know?

If you recall much from anatomy and sex ed in school, the testicles descend from inside the abdomen of a boy sometime during puberty. Transgendered men can often push them back inside the cavity that they came out of, and then they simply tuck their penis back, sometimes taping it in place.

This is true. It happens involuntarily if its cold or what not outside.

Sorry man. I hope you were not to far along when you found out \

That's a scary thought.

Some mysterys should not be solved.

my ex-gf called it 'the magic'... she just flipped her schlong backwards so the helmet was pointing/resting near her asshole... panties keep it pretty snug so it looks like nothing is there.... the pros who have to wear skimpy shit in the vlubs use duct table to reinforce this and make it a 'tighter fit'

woulnt they have small diks and cant get a chick??

who gives a fuck

Interchangeable parts..oldest trick in the book!:winkwink:

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all hte time; it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when I thnk it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can't, for the life of me, remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it, so I called up the place hwere the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet , 'ccause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but no this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward St Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven - some guy was selling it! I had to but it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again: complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

I hope this answers your question...

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tmi. seriously

well you always go to parties saturday nights where there are a few of them. Why don't ya ask them next time you partty with them?!?! Am sure they won't mind having anotehr guy go up to them and talk.

But after all the times you went to those saturday night parties.. you mean to tell me you never talk to them?!?! Wht do you do then?? Just hang around and look??

I think Steve-O did it on Jackass.

The double back... :winkwink:

i have already tried that and it works for me, now call me tranny :thumbsup

Why are you using the words "she", "her" and "gf" for someone that has a cock?

I used to go there on friday night and only once a month but since these parties moved to another club in Laval, I have been there once only when they had a wet-t shirt contest and celebrating the first year of a porn paysite. Next week or the week after I will go to the Millenium for a pornsite paysite party where they will be some transexuals, and I may have the courage to ask one of them:)

See all you fuckers in this thread are the ones who talk shit about trannys and say you cant stand to look at them and make money but this thread is still going LMAO Leave the niche alone I can use all the money Thanks

You don't wanna know

did someone get own3d by a tranny??? :thumbsup

what ya crazy man?!?! ome of them tranny's look WAY WAY WAY better then most real women out there.

Better yet... anyone want to check one out from montreal (and feel free to sign up.. I won't mind *cough*shameless spamming*cough), just click on my sig and go check out Nina. Somegreat stuff for any who want tranny content. hehehe

now......... :321GFY

No offense but there are brazilian trannys that look wayyy better than Nina (in my surfers eyes anyway):thumbsup

(fingers in my ears blocking)
LA.. LA.. LA.. LA.. LA... I'm not listening.. La.. LA.. LA..LA..

hehehe but she good Montreal Tranny. And crazy content:321GFY

in yer butt?

I second that.......& must add that the Trannies from Milan are something all of you would do a double-take on & still fall for her/him.

It may be true but alot of them ended coming to Montreal as we have omong top sex change surgeons in the world. so I'm told by reliable sources.

Rip Rastor is a tranny loving mofo! Ask him!

DH

i have a detachable penis, just like when u r missing an ear, i just pop, lock, and fock.

yes fock.

trust me I know. Friends cousin brought us to place in Rome where at night, all ya get is cars going around and tranny's all lined up and VERY busy. They alaways got people wanting them. And if it wasn't for their voice when ya talk to them, you'd go for them and do more then just a double-take. And to make matters even funnier, the albanian hookers are left out of the area on sidelines and they got nuthin to do most of the time. Real ugly fuckers to to it off.

Far cry from being a flea-market during the day and at night.. tranny heaven for those who like it.

We got a good laff out of it. We didn't believe him at first but he proved us wrong.

that is true. I worked at the airport and would see many after they had their operations. Though not many from across the ocean. Mostly lots of Americans who get just as good as job if not better (in some places) then they'd get back home. At less cost and less scrutiny.

So no not lots from Europe. LOTS from the US.

Because truly trangendered individuals (not those that get a boob job to make money) believe that they were meant to be born the opposite gender. So by calling a transgendered "male" "he" you are insulting her because she tuly feels that she was supposed to be a woman.

You know in your heart you were born a male and that's what you were supposed to be, right? Well what if you mother came to you and told you that you were actually born a woman but your father wanted a boy and they had you "changed" at birth. Then your family started calling you Alexandra and referring to you as "she". Bizarre, eh? That's what trangendered people go through. They feel through and through that they are one gender, but their family, friends and society keep insisting that they aren't. That's why they go through amazing lengths to get surgery and hormones, to make themselves socially acceptable as they gender they feel they are supposed to be.

Well, you asked :)

I know this because I have a close friend who is transgendered and I've read books on the subject to better understand it.

I know a lot of drag queens that do use duck tape when they're in competitions. so that would be my guess too.

:1orglaugh lol