This is the official fat bastards flying thread.
 

This is the official fat bastards flying thread.

So if you're a fat bastard.... This is the thread for you! It's no fun when the person next to you is sniffing your armpits. So what airline do you fly? Any tips for us fellow fat bastards?

Yeah lose weight or fly first class :winkwink:

DH

i agree... or at the very least, ask if you can be sat in first class to spare your neighbor the inconvenience....

i know everyones heard a story like this, but i was sat next to a literally 350lbs+ woman in economy when i was 18 (first/biz class nowadays).... i didnt know whether to feel bad for her or pissed cuz she asked if it was ok if she could squich her leg up against me.... i was PRESSED HARD against my armrest, and felt every pump of blood in her veins.... it was sick.... i felt so bad for her cuz she kept apologizing....