The HUN: Q: Optimizing Galleries for acceptance?
 

Okay, figured I'ld try again to send some galleries to The Hun for acceptance.

Is there a specific optimization for galleries to give them a better chance of getting accepted?

Keep it clean and unique = $

Keep it clean, make it orginal content, send a box of candy and ya will be rich.
TOm

The more unique the better. If they see the same thing over and over they don't list them.

no less than 40 thumbs
no more that 1 text link

works all the time :thumbsup

haha :1orglaugh

Put some pics in them :thumbsup

Clean? As in no snatch??? Or clean as in no dialers, redirects?

Why bullshit the poor guy trying to get listed with the Hun?

The Hun likes:

Max - 8 images 250 X 180 max
No more than 10 sponsor banners (800 X 600 max)
Browser hijacking and dialer redirects are fine provided you follow the rules.

Follow that and you're in.:thumbsup

What a nice honest guy :thumbsup

If I don't help - Just who will?:thumbsup

8 pics? I prefere pics that link to dialers. seems to like them :) :thumbsup

I forgot that, TJ - I also forgot about the pic weight having to be under 10kb - Shit - Trying to help a noob and giving bad info just ain's on, is it?

HQ you not comming to erotica this weekend? ..... Im there sunday if you fancy a beer

I hope to get erotica every day - Where is this one?

you never been?....youve been out of the country too long http://www.erotica-uk.com/Site/

I know - Didn't realise it was so soon -
Sunday - ? Don't thinkl it would be on for me at this moment - Just too much stuff to catch up on -
I'll be there in spirit (Whisky, mainly)!

Thanks Harlot...I'll follow your advice. If I get listed I owe you a toon logo on the house!

Offering fellatio would probably help. Also building a 5 foot by 4 foot shrine in adoration of the Yellow Pages is a plus. Incense lighting and chanting also helps.

gallery optimization seems like a new term to me :winkwink:

And don't forget to write the magic word in the subject.

I once submitted a gallery with a picture of two trees and a little man...

The Hun didn't list me but I did make alot of money with it anyway..

Don't ask me how, JUST DONT!

I can sing too

This one don't seem to surprise me.

I like writing the hun dirty emails, however it never helped. But I continue to do it anyway.

ipcture of tree and apples are working great too :)

I send a pic of a hot chick with nice tits, tell him its me and I like to cyber.

Works everytime :thumbsup

You ARE joking... right?

:GFYBand

no! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Okay... now that I'm done laughing, I'll send an email to him. Fun is fun, but I don't smoke any newbie-doobies :)

make sure to tell him his script sucks, cause it filters out all the nopop sponsors, and that he has no idea how to run a successful business, he smells like old cheese, and his traffic only eats BW...

He'll love you for it.

KEEP EM VERY CLEAN , ALSO DONT USE A SPONSOR THAT USES POPUP`S & MOST IMPORTANT BE ORIGIONAL , USE CONTENT AND A NiCHE THAT YOU DONT SEE ALL OVER THE PLACE.

:1orglaugh

Here's a tip. Don't put recips on his page, use only his button.

Also, always use a series. The fresher (ie., non saturated) the better. Use a straightforward clean layout.

:thumbsup

Thanks :thumbsup

The quickest way to make cash off the hun is to either use freehosts or to submit hostest gallery links.

put "the hun sucks dick for coke" in the lil comment box

Its the secret password

Oh, and you better have a good hosting plan...

Or we'll see you on the side of the highway with a sign around your neck that says "Will suck cock for bandwidth"

Real funny...

http://www.gregboone.com/tgp2/boones...nsgallery.html

That's the gallery I posted.

You left out the most important thing.... or is it too obvious to mention .

Always have a worldsex recip right next to his .

:Graucho

OH man.....

I dont know where to start...

Oh I ain't a newbie. Just haven't submitted to TGPs in years. A li'l rusty. Heck I remember when the Hun was new!

Just going over old notes and updating software and such.

Thanks.

Thehun likes exclusive content and believe it or not, nonnude models.

OH SHIT!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
You win ! :thumbsup

You'll soon remember why you havnt submitted for years. If you thought TGP was bad then, wait til you see it now.

WTF !? :helpme: :arcadefre

Use exclusive content and nice look of the gallery

I get basically every gallery I submit accepted. Just get yourself some exclusive content, and make a clean gallery with a good sponsor that isnt in his blacklist, and you will have no problems getting accepted. :thumbsup

GregB you may want to make your thumbs the same size - the tinkerbell mouse thingy should go as he doesn't want his surfers to think he'll accept galleries that make any changes to his surfers' settings. You may want to make a logo that is either wider so your thumbs come up - or place your thumbs around the logo (but make it more obvious that it's a logo or it will be considered a blind thumb) One more thing is that the 5 link backs to your site + a counter may be too much - try 3 + counter (but I'd honestly go with 2 + counter)

So to recap:

1) Resize the thumbs
2) Tinkerbell mouse thingy has to go
3) Either change the logo style or incorporate within thumbs (make obvious it's not a thumb or just don't put a link on it)
4) Put 2 or 3 linkbacks to your site/sponsor + counter (I'd go with 2-not too flashy links or banners + counter)

Also - make sure the main page of the site has no pop-ups, dialers or any funkadelic code to do anything funny because his script sees it and it not only gets rejected but may get the sponsor blacklisted.

Good luck

Trixxxia

Wo Trixxxia! I may owe you a free toon for that! Thanks!

Okay, I went and fixed the gallery page up to bare bones.

http://www.gregboone.com/tgp2/boones...nsgallery.html

What he said