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xanx 11-14-2003 12:25 AM

well I joined 12 steps today
 
http://www.kevdo.com/lipbalm/recovery.html

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Lip Balm Anonymous members adhere to a set of principles which are listed in Twelve Steps.
We admitted we were powerless over lip balm -- that our lives had become unmanageable.
Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.
Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other lip balm addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

[Brian] 11-14-2003 12:27 AM

Weird.

xanx do you have an SEO website?

xanx 11-14-2003 12:28 AM

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Originally posted by [Brian]
Weird.

xanx do you have an SEO website?

nope.. just word of mouth :thumbsup

[Brian] 11-14-2003 12:30 AM

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Originally posted by xanx


nope.. just word of mouth :thumbsup

Cool can you ICQ/email me then, or post your contact info.

$5 submissions 11-14-2003 12:43 AM

Hmmm addiction is addiction. You can easily do a Ctrl H search and replace on the text above and swap out lip balm for CHEETOS or whatever. Too much of anything is a bad thing... except maybe $50 signups from CE :) :Graucho

brand0n 11-14-2003 12:45 AM

12 steps. from here, to the fridge, grab a beer, then back here
count with me now
1
2
3 (u get where im going with this)

$5 submissions 11-14-2003 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
12 steps. from here, to the fridge, grab a beer, then back here
count with me now
1
2
3 (u get where im going with this)

That is hilarious!

EZRhino 11-14-2003 01:25 AM

:thumbsup

JFK 11-14-2003 04:21 AM

For a second I tought its said "I joined 12 Clicks Today":1orglaugh

Furious_Female 11-14-2003 04:59 AM

I love lip balm... makes my lips glossy :)

SpaceAce 11-14-2003 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by $5 submissions
Hmmm addiction is addiction. You can easily do a Ctrl H search and replace on the text above and swap out lip balm for CHEETOS or whatever. Too much of anything is a bad thing... except maybe $50 signups from CE :) :Graucho
That's actually exactly what that is. That paragraph is straight out of Step 1 of Alcoholics Anonymous.

SpaceAce


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