I agree...Life is weird.. Update on my sex life..
 

Oh wait.. I don't have a sex life.

I'd do you, and I'm picky.

:winkwink:

Alright so I guess I didn't mean that, but hell I'm bored and got nothing.

i'm sure there's a few people here who can help you with that. :winkwink:

i can help you with this


:1orglaugh

Ta heck with that.. I have a sybian.. but.. it's not the same believe me.

i still have never seen your pic :(

better? :)

HOLY SHIT. You know damn well you're doing something right when PK clones your threads.

I'm not worthy!

use your paw ! :thumbsup

this will help :Graucho

ya know, I think she, too, is human and breathes air like we all do. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a second, did I say human?

moew

Sorry Brad.. I couldn't resist.. when I saw the title of yours my reaction was "at least he has one".

I think I'm tired and it's time for bed... is what I think.

The purrrsonal touch is better.

No no, not at all. I am flattered. :thumbsup

hehehehe

*Edit* What's even funnier is that I just searched Sybian (cuz I had no clue - Thank God I'm in the porn business :-) ) Sounds like it would be kinda noisy.

Kitty arent you married ?

Divorced and done paying for it thankgoodness.

Hey PK your not alone... about 95% of the people on this board spend all there time behind the computer and have no sex life either.. Or...... is it because 95% of the people on this board weigh 400+ lbs.. hmmmmmmmmmmmm

don't you jerk off?

Actually for me I guess it may be more by choice. After my divorce, my (then 12 or 13 year old) son got all 'man of the house' on me. Also it seems like all the men I've run into get way too comfortable in me paying for things. I need a Microsoft millionaire or at least someone who has a bit left over after they pay the bills each month just cause it's not nice to make PK feel used and taken for granted.

So really I guess I gave up looking.

maybe PK weighs in at 403! :Graucho

Join the club. The line starts here. :(


(oh sweet Jesus- something I just did caused a turkey to start gobbling?????? :helpme)

Whoops... lol

haha.. actually I was just going to post that at least I didn't weigh 400+ lbs.

so *BOP*

You just need another Elite webmaster to hang with :winkwink:

:-( Sad really, to be comfortable and not be able to share it cuz they'll take advantage - life sucks sometimes. Are you involved in any business associations - at least you'll make acquaintances with people who are in business or have higher paying jobs, who knows maybe your 'Knight in shining armour' is within that group.

I've only met a handful of people in this biz and most of them are either married or with someone already ;)

what's a sex life ?

We can have sex for free and you'll never have pay for anything with me. Just let me live on your couch and setup my ibook.

There are other places to meet people.. Ive found the mall to be a great place.. Just hang out by sears and when you see someone you find attractive go up to them and say "yo, lemme get yo digits"

:thumbsup

Do you really want someone in this biz? Can you see the 400+ pounder wanting you to flash your breasts everytime you walk in the room? :1orglaugh

I was thinking more like business associations in your city - the ones used for networking/marketing, keeping you up-to-date on laws, systems & trends. The men there would be from a vast variety of businesses + alot of bankers like to attend those types of meetings for prospecting new clients.

IBook? what and bog down my Cable connection??!! No way! Have to deal with my boys and the laptop and XBox Live already.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahha too funny

I think if someone walked up to me outside of any store in the mall and asked for my digits.. I'd run.

or just give them one digit

Damn and I almost had a chance for a minute, how bout I buy us a T1 installation then?

Or show him your one important one :321GFY


*I'm telling you....[or just give them one digit ] <----it wasn't there when I was reading it!* I must sound stoned tonight!

i actually met my wife at the mall
that says a lot
she is cool 75% of the time though

Currently not feasible in my neighborhood. But.. actually my cable connection is 2.2Mbits....but it's mine! mine all mine!

What department? "Big & Tall" ?

touche

nah it was outside the mall in the parking lot

Oh that's just plain mean..hehe

Yeah.. no seriously.. The mall IS a good place to pick up people.. it was when i was 13.. and it still is (without mentioning my age).. but its been a while.. the mall just has plenty to pick from

I still love you so I'll just pop in once in a while and not use the net while I'm there to take care of you.

Problem is I'm a power shopper.. When I go to the mall it's because I have a plan of action. In there.. get it, pay for it, and get out. I can't even tell you the $$ I've dropped in less than 30 minutes. I've had sales clerks as if I'd adopt them. Likely at the mall I'm a bit intimidating. My days of kicking back and watching the people walk by are long gone.

gex isnt a troll hahahhaaahhhahha it was easy to tell it was just a joke

i was 17 i think so yea the mall was the divebar of my agegroup

Yeah I hear you.. i dont enjoy spending much time either..

Seriously.. if you want to find someone go to one of the dating sites.. go to match.com (yes i know its a tad lame) but i have friends who met alot of people from there and it seems to work out well.. personally i enjoy being single.. but I do have a couple girls that I have sex with.. but its just for sex.. its an agreement we have..

I've done the match.com, matchmaker.com and kiss.com things at one time or another. The people guys run the range of "I'll see when I can get a night away from my mother" to "here's the room number of the motel where I'll be in 30 minutes".

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