Hello, my dears
 

My name is Sarah Jizzman, and I have just worked out how to post e-mails to the world wide web forum-discussion.

Boneprone told me that this was a splendid location to talk about nude art and 1920 musicals. Yes, Boneprone is a nice boy, and he often comes over to my house to help me around the house and chatter about life over a warm cup of tea. Some days he takes with him a little metal box that emits short blue flashes of lights that he tells me will heal my chronic diarrhea if exposed to all of my skin.

Well, I have written enough for now, I think. I have to click the log-off before the hackers get me. Yesterday I entered a WWW and then the hackers caught me and started to harrass me with many windows opening everywhere.

:321GFY

yeh:321GFY

Is that the greeting signal of the world wide web inter net? Once when I was young my uncle taught me a secret hand signal in his outhouse. Unfortunately he told me I could never let anyone know what it was, or bad things would happen.

worst fake gimmick..... ever.

I think you are sending the e-mail to the wrong wire-thread, dear.