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Juicy D. Links 11-10-2003 01:35 PM

Recycling old g/f's
 
Scenario:

Few years have passed and you run into a ex at aclub or bar. You start bullshitting "how are you , what have you been up to and so on" Now few years earlier you broke up on bad terms ie: she was banging the UPS man, Fed Ex guy, pool cleaner, or along those lines.

Now would you start to rekindle the flame and get some booty cause your horny knowing all well that the feelings for the bush will come back or do you just pass up on it?


I would pass up on it

chowda 11-10-2003 01:38 PM

was she good? was she wild? if answer is yes, fuck her.

doober 11-10-2003 01:41 PM

if she cheated on you, ya....bone her then throw her out lol

QualityMpegs 11-10-2003 01:41 PM

I've pretty much done it at least once with every ex...

Basic_man 11-10-2003 01:42 PM

You decide, but damn! FUCK HER ! :thumbsup

clubsexy 11-10-2003 01:42 PM

I always feel guilty after fucking an ex..... go figure.

Rinaldo 11-10-2003 01:43 PM

No biggy Juicy... I would jsut go with the flow... if it gets rough jump ship like last time eh...

galleryseek 11-10-2003 01:46 PM

although i somehow get the feeling juicy is bluffing... don't fuck her.

don't stoop down to a position where you're willing to have sex w/ a girl who fucked you over. wheres your fuckin dignity at ya bastards! you fuck her, and she would've won... she'll be thinkin to herself, "hah, what a fucking loser, i still own this bitch"

Brad-Wishing 11-10-2003 01:46 PM

Good for a quick fuck... other than that RUN AWAY.

Juicy D. Links 11-10-2003 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by galleryseek
although i somehow get the feeling juicy is bluffing... don't fuck her.

don't stoop down to a position where you're willing to have sex w/ a girl who fucked you over. wheres your fuckin dignity at ya bastards! you fuck her, and she would've won... she'll be thinkin to herself, "hah, what a fucking loser, i still own this bitch"

This is all hypothetical not happened recently but happened like 3 years ago

Furious_Female 11-10-2003 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Now few years earlier you broke up on bad terms ie: she was banging the UPS man, Fed Ex guy, pool cleaner, or along those lines.
geez... women are always being accused of fucking any guy that provides a paid service... garbage man, landlord, gas delivery man etc etc

sandman! 11-10-2003 02:10 PM

You tap that ass and pass it along to some friends.

Or just pass on the ass and hook me up :)

Juicy D. Links 11-10-2003 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Furious_Female


geez... women are always being accused of fucking any guy that provides a paid service... garbage man, landlord, gas delivery man etc etc

I take it you must agree with that statement..your prefer Fedex or UPS?

Furious_Female 11-10-2003 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks


I take it you must agree with that statement..your prefer Fedex or UPS?

:1orglaugh I don't agree with it... much :uhoh

I used to get accused of fucking the garbage man and Fed Ex guy 52 times a year though (once a week) :1orglaugh It was never true though :angel

Murderous 11-10-2003 02:18 PM

I would just fuck her, I'd fuck her damn fucking good. If she is just gonna break your heart, and get you thinking about her all the time, Get some fuckin' ass out of the situation.

Fuck her hard too. Give her that dick, Drop it on the bitch. Run it deep and long. Drive that pussy to the bank. Drill her tight ass til she gets cramps. Fill her full of cock. Fuck her til she forgets what fucking is. Fist her ass! Get all your buddies to come over and hit it too. Let them know what the shit is like. Bring the freak out of the freak. Then fuck her again.

And at the very least, If you were both drinkin' that night... act like you don't even remember having sex. tell her you just remember coming home, and passing out.
that will surely piss her off.
Then kick her out, and lock the door. Don't go back to that club.

That's what I would do.

Plan9 11-10-2003 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Furious_Female


:1orglaugh I don't agree with it... much :uhoh

I used to get accused of fucking the garbage man and Fed Ex guy 52 times a year though (once a week) :1orglaugh It was never true though :angel

Wait...so was it the garbage man accusing you of fucking the Fed Ex guy, or vice versa?! :winkwink:

Furious_Female 11-10-2003 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Murderous
I would just fuck her, I'd fuck her damn fucking good. If she is just gonna break your heart, and get you thinking about her all the time, Get some fuckin' ass out of the situation.

Fuck her hard too. Give her that dick, Drop it on the bitch. Run it deep and long. Drive that pussy to the bank. Drill her tight ass til she gets cramps. Fill her full of cock. Fuck her til she forgets what fucking is. Fist her ass! Get all your buddies to come over and hit it too. Let them know what the shit is like. Bring the freak out of the freak. Then fuck her again.

And at the very least, If you were both drinkin' that night... act like you don't even remember having sex. tell her you just remember coming home, and passing out.
that will surely piss her off.
Then kick her out, and lock the door. Don't go back to that club.

That's what I would do.

:eek7 :eek2

Furious_Female 11-10-2003 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Plan9


Wait...so was it the garbage man accusing you of fucking the Fed Ex guy, or vice versa?! :winkwink:

:1orglaugh No it was my ex that liked to give me shit about fucking every guy I came into contact with. I think he thought it was funny to get a rise out of me :BangBang:

ThePornPusher 11-10-2003 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Murderous
I would just fuck her, I'd fuck her damn fucking good. If she is just gonna break your heart, and get you thinking about her all the time, Get some fuckin' ass out of the situation.

Fuck her hard too. Give her that dick, Drop it on the bitch. Run it deep and long. Drive that pussy to the bank. Drill her tight ass til she gets cramps. Fill her full of cock. Fuck her til she forgets what fucking is. Fist her ass! Get all your buddies to come over and hit it too. Let them know what the shit is like. Bring the freak out of the freak. Then fuck her again.

And at the very least, If you were both drinkin' that night... act like you don't even remember having sex. tell her you just remember coming home, and passing out.
that will surely piss her off.
Then kick her out, and lock the door. Don't go back to that club.

That's what I would do.

:1orglaugh Very well put, go with him juicy.

TheFLY 11-10-2003 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Scenario:

Few years have passed and you run into a ex at aclub or bar. You start bullshitting "how are you , what have you been up to and so on" Now few years earlier you broke up on bad terms ie: she was banging the UPS man, Fed Ex guy, pool cleaner, or along those lines.

Now would you start to rekindle the flame and get some booty cause your horny knowing all well that the feelings for the bush will come back or do you just pass up on it?


I would pass up on it

This happened to me -- she was drunk -- I decided to get her number after she told me I fuck better than her current BF and she told me her tits are larger now -- she wrote it on a napkin and I fucking lost it... :mad: :1orglaugh

TheFLY 11-10-2003 03:40 PM

I'm getting into the gas delivery biz. :Graucho

Tuga 11-10-2003 03:47 PM

I would only fuck an ex if I wasnt to blame for breaking up, and that never happened.

Oracle Porn 11-10-2003 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by doober
if she cheated on you, ya....bone her then throw her out lol

Gemini 11-10-2003 03:50 PM

Easy to answer Juicy... Just ask yourself this, if it happens again... Do you go out to the North Atlantic and skubadive for OTHER things you have thrown away? (Assuming NYC still dumps there) But you get the drift. Mmmm yummy, 4 yr old donuts! lmao

If thats not enough, just think how COLD that water is as you dive in for some piece of rubbish you tossed out (fill in the blank) years ago and what it does to boys. ;-)P

TheSenator 11-10-2003 03:50 PM

I like fish hooking my ex bitches....
and then pulling a FartHammer.com on them....

Murderous 11-10-2003 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tuga
I would only fuck an ex if I wasnt to blame for breaking up, and that never happened.
Who the fuck are you kidding... your exes left you cause your a loser... go ahead, ask them.

Phoenix 11-10-2003 03:52 PM

if she was hot...id think about it.

but not to take her back...girls get one shot..how they act the first time is how they will act for life:2 cents:

Murderous 11-10-2003 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phoenix
if she was hot...id think about it.

but not to take her back...girls get one shot..how they act the first time is how they will act for life:2 cents:

True Dat!!!

tranza 11-10-2003 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Murderous
I would just fuck her, I'd fuck her damn fucking good. If she is just gonna break your heart, and get you thinking about her all the time, Get some fuckin' ass out of the situation.

Fuck her hard too. Give her that dick, Drop it on the bitch. Run it deep and long. Drive that pussy to the bank. Drill her tight ass til she gets cramps. Fill her full of cock. Fuck her til she forgets what fucking is. Fist her ass! Get all your buddies to come over and hit it too. Let them know what the shit is like. Bring the freak out of the freak. Then fuck her again.

And at the very least, If you were both drinkin' that night... act like you don't even remember having sex. tell her you just remember coming home, and passing out.
that will surely piss her off.
Then kick her out, and lock the door. Don't go back to that club.

That's what I would do.

Man, I think you got some serious issues..... :(

Abyss_Vee 11-10-2003 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Scenario:

Few years have passed and you run into a ex at aclub or bar. You start bullshitting "how are you , what have you been up to and so on" Now few years earlier you broke up on bad terms ie: she was banging the UPS man, Fed Ex guy, pool cleaner, or along those lines.

Now would you start to rekindle the flame and get some booty cause your horny knowing all well that the feelings for the bush will come back or do you just pass up on it?


I would pass up on it

i would get drunk,, fuck her that night, give her a wrong number

Juicy D. Links 11-10-2003 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Murderous
I would just fuck her, I'd fuck her damn fucking good. If she is just gonna break your heart, and get you thinking about her all the time, Get some fuckin' ass out of the situation.

Fuck her hard too. Give her that dick, Drop it on the bitch. Run it deep and long. Drive that pussy to the bank. Drill her tight ass til she gets cramps. Fill her full of cock. Fuck her til she forgets what fucking is. Fist her ass! Get all your buddies to come over and hit it too. Let them know what the shit is like. Bring the freak out of the freak. Then fuck her again.

And at the very least, If you were both drinkin' that night... act like you don't even remember having sex. tell her you just remember coming home, and passing out.
that will surely piss her off.
Then kick her out, and lock the door. Don't go back to that club.

That's what I would do.


You sure we are not related? :Graucho

JDog 11-10-2003 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
she was banging the UPS man, Fed Ex guy, pool cleaner, or along those lines.

Damn, I should become one of those guys! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

How was the E Harmony?

jDoG

<IMX> 11-10-2003 05:39 PM

Well said. I wise man told me that once.

Life is too short to hate women who dis you, then want to hang on your nuts after you accomplish some shit.

I tis a liberating feeling to fuck the helll out of a chick get up and be out.


Quote:

Originally posted by Murderous
I would just fuck her, I'd fuck her damn fucking good. If she is just gonna break your heart, and get you thinking about her all the time, Get some fuckin' ass out of the situation.

Fuck her hard too. Give her that dick, Drop it on the bitch. Run it deep and long. Drive that pussy to the bank. Drill her tight ass til she gets cramps. Fill her full of cock. Fuck her til she forgets what fucking is. Fist her ass! Get all your buddies to come over and hit it too. Let them know what the shit is like. Bring the freak out of the freak. Then fuck her again.

And at the very least, If you were both drinkin' that night... act like you don't even remember having sex. tell her you just remember coming home, and passing out.
that will surely piss her off.
Then kick her out, and lock the door. Don't go back to that club.

That's what I would do.


MrIzzz 11-10-2003 05:43 PM

pussy is as pussy does.............bang her and leave her for her sister

Juicy D. Links 11-10-2003 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JDog



How was the E Harmony?


Today i got some "you have matches" emails but i gotta join to see the pics

myjah 11-10-2003 07:32 PM

too many fish in the sea to waste your time with the same one again. plus i make it a rule to stay the hell away from anybody who dicks me over.

Cyborg69 11-10-2003 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Murderous
I would just fuck her, I'd fuck her damn fucking good. If she is just gonna break your heart, and get you thinking about her all the time, Get some fuckin' ass out of the situation.

Fuck her hard too. Give her that dick, Drop it on the bitch. Run it deep and long. Drive that pussy to the bank. Drill her tight ass til she gets cramps. Fill her full of cock. Fuck her til she forgets what fucking is. Fist her ass! Get all your buddies to come over and hit it too. Let them know what the shit is like. Bring the freak out of the freak. Then fuck her again.

And at the very least, If you were both drinkin' that night... act like you don't even remember having sex. tell her you just remember coming home, and passing out.
that will surely piss her off.
Then kick her out, and lock the door. Don't go back to that club.

That's what I would do.

what he said

doober 11-10-2003 07:57 PM

Recycling on any level, is the responsible thing to do.

:glugglug


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