Bunch of Wannabe Reporters on GFY.
 

Hey, all you jackasses posting the breaking news, I want you to consider something:

We're online, too. If we want the news, we know how to find it.

Thank you and fuck you,

Buff

if only all of it was breaking news...

Whoa.. wait a minute...

are you saying there are other websites out there?? :eek2

I gotta think it's 10 steps up from your shitty fucking stories spamming your site.

My stories are funny, you jealous cockgobbling gerbil stuffer.

:ugone2far Did I miss something? Please repost.

:sleep

Buff, contact me icq 152883409!

Nice attempt chief. Get some new material and come back at me later.

I think TheKing should be allowed to post!
With his direct connection with the Pentagon he delivers us the news faster than CNN!

I don't even have to turn FOX news on anymore... I just come here. News is updated every .0003 seconds

Yes I said FOX cause we all know I'm a Republican and where else would I get fair and balanced news? :1orglaugh

I'm so conflicted now.

:Oh crap

here's a box of tissues in case you wanna stop crying

http://www.virtualvallarta.com/images/kleenex.jpg

??

Vote for Al Sharpton!

:winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh ahhhhhh that was so funny

He's going to be VIP at our party you know, you can invite Dick Cheney if you like with your VIP passes.

Buff is just ticced that Gidget broke up with him at last nights Beach Blast. She threw his letter jacket in the bonfire and the class ring into the ocean and went off with Moose. (who is reported to be well hung unlike her ex BF) :Graucho :1orglaugh

Sounds good :Graucho

We'll make the announcement tomorrow and then we can start doing invites and what not. I think everyone will want to go when they know you'll be co hosting. Hell that's why I'm going.



:thumbsup

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

But one thing, at least Buff makes up his own stories, creates them himself.

Anyone can cut & paste.

Uh oh the big dog showed up to back up his boy. Your boys shit is lame Mike, but you've got a nice program. Anytime you need a revolutionary idea hit me up.

Yes, please don't post news here, it takes away from the arguing and fighting.:winkwink:

I am? :eek7

You promised did you forget already?

:sadcrying

I did? :eek7

And we must not forget how such posts push other topics down the list.. such as asshole bleaching and, "I got my package today" ..

Certainly can't be having those threads lost due to something as silly as news..

At least those that post news have a decent subject title describing the thread, so you'll know if ya wanna read it or not.. and not some, "Do you ever......" topic line that tells you nothing...

Clark Kent is a reporter and spiderman takes the pics. Reporters are super heros i wanna be just like superman.
GFY:321GFY

I'm feeling used and abandoned now.

:(

m'kay :helpme

It's like that now is it? Well we'll talk about it more at the big party I guess and we can work it out in the closet.

:winkwink:

So what if some people want to discuss current events? Who made you the judge of what threads are valid? Nevermind me I'm still half drunk from last night.

There's a bunch of wannabes on this board as well as others.

We have:

Wannabe webmasters.
Wannabe pornstars
Wannabe military
Wannabe humans period.

ill post wtf i want to post, if you dont like it, dont read it or ignore me, thanks and fuck off

Right on! That made me laugh out loud! :thumbsup

ROFL!
ROFL!
ROFL! :1orglaugh

well said

well here is a news flash for you : Just because a thread is posted doesn't mean you have to read it.

Oh, and often this board has beat any online new source to major news stories.

Translantion: bite me