its been 12 hours
 

Its been 12 hours since Juicy mentioned how "hot" he is. lol I think he's slacking off lol.

Crush?

:winkwink:

and still no reply from juicy...hmmm...he has to be asleep or something!

lol no. I just think its realy funny how he always say "did I mention how hot I am". He manages to add that to every conversation no matter what the topic of discussion is. *shrugs*

Asleep? lol seems to me he doesnt sleep. He's ALWAYS around. He's probably looking in the mirror! lmfao

He's sleeping. He'll be back to sizzle red hot in a jiffy. In the meantime... did I mention how S M O O T H I am?

LOL not today atleast. Whats up POV? Any new happenings in your world?

Its his weekly hair combing time. Do you think its easy to keep it laying down when its so short? :winkwink:

Sundays are body oiling for next weeks Juicy pics shoot!

Body Oiling? lmfao

From what he says, he "oils" himself twice a week. lol

I'm gonna shoot some stripper chick this afternoon. I'll rate her when I'm done and send you a report card.:thumbsup

Aweome. I love looking at hot chics so send her my way :)

What are you gonna do for me? How bout sending you in a box with a big red bow?

LOL are you covering the shipping and handling as well as damage insurance? lol

Maybe he is busy:

http://www.freepics-movies.com/juicy.gif

lmfao. A blow up doll perhaps?

Yes... but I'll do the handling myself thank you.

That's fuckin FUNNY!!!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

But you need a bubble quote saying: "I'm so sexy, you know I am Puppy... say it! Say it! Say Juicy is sexy Puppy!!! Say IT!!!"

LOL your a trip.

I havent tripped so far in this convo, so get on a plane before I change my mind!

lol sorry...im taken remember?

You always do what your boyfriend says? Or do you stand alone as an independent woman?

He's not invited. Quit hitting on me. I'll sue.

did i mention i want a free user/password to your site?

what makes you think that? Are you saying that woman are only faithful because their boyfriend tells them to be? lol thats the dumbest thing I ever heard.

I am faithful because I love him and because I have self respect.

he "oils" himself twice a week...

Sure!

Saturday = bath day
Sunday = Fresh coat of oil
Monday = Juicy pic shoot & scout sites to hit on women
Tuesday = post new pics like mad
Wednesday = post and mid week oil and women trolling
Thursday = pics and posts
Friday = try to pick up women, start hair combing until Saturday

He has a VERY busy schedule!! :winkwink:

LMFAO..thats some funny shit Gemini.

Awwwww... don't get all sensitive on me, I was just poking my finger on your g-spot that he's missing. I'm a 8 girl a month man, you couldn't handle me. I'd make you see God on a Tuesday.

I just woke up


Genesis 4:12

And the Lord said " After a night of gigolism and spreading thy seed thy guido shall rest thy day afterwards"

LMAO :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You forgot: Every other week - skip bath day.

mm hmmm...I know your type. You sound to me like the type of guy that hype's his package to be the size of a pringle's can. (just like the guy who posted earlier about his premature ejaculation)

Ya know..guys that brag do it because of low self esteem.

Hey Juicy,
Welcome to the "did i mention how hot I am" thread lol.

Rev 4:5-7 - And from the throne proceed flashes of the Guido and sounds and peals of thunder as he enters the club. And there were seven hot big boobed babes of fire burning in there vaginas, which are the seven Spirits of Guido; and before the throne there was, as it were, a sea of seed; and in the center and around the throne, four living hoochies full of eyes in front and behind staring at the guidos cock. And the first creature was like a hooker, and the second creature like a stripper, and the third creature had a face like that of a pornstar, and the fourth creature was like a flying eagle that wanted to bang all night.

Yeah... right... http://www.povporn.com/welcome.html

Heather I am so hot that the guy next to me is blowing in my ear'



http://www.juicylinks.com/nyc/images/nyc%20041.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lol theres the juicy we've all come ot know and love lol

we'll im outta here for now. I am not feeling weel. Gotta lay down for a bit. Ill be back later.

Oh..did I mention how hot "I" am lol.

Later everyone!

I liked you better when you were hitting on me.

You can buy a toy thats pringle can sized and it never makes a noise, but a guy that can lick his eyebrows.........

Good one! Line added to repotoir. :thumbsup