Went To The Stripclub Tonight: What The Fuck Is The Deal?
 

Aight...
First off, $20 cover charge

Thats a little steep considering you don't know what the fuck kinda dancers showed up that night
(You can't see jack shit from the pay area entrance)

Aight, now these cats don't have their liqour license so I guess this is how they stay in business.

Aight, I walk in and I see exactly what I came there to see 2 fine black chicks, in the club...

JACKPOT $$$$

Aight, so I sit a table and take in my surroundings..
Cigarette smoke fills the room
ahhh Cancer......

I'm chillin at the table watching ESPN highlights and this sexy black chick (stripper) asks me what time it is, I tell her and then hit her with a little small talk. She tell's me that she wants to talk to me but has a customer and will get back to me as soon as she's finished (conversation and private lap dances)...

Aight so I'm thinking...
cool, this bitch was a straight up dyme...

Man how bout this old dude basically handcuffs the bitch all night...

private dance after private dance, I understood her side of the situation cuz she's thinking hey I'm in this for the money, if this old geezer is shelling out 20's like an NBA rookie I might as well make my dough...

But from a customer standpoint..
GOT DAMN!

How you gonna hand cuff the finest hoe in the club...
Let her work the room Papa Smurf....

WHAT THE FUCK?
I was their a good 90 minutes, this dude just kept buying this hoe....

I never got a chance to spit anything to her....
I'm not even in this bitch to get my dick hard cuz, honestly, I think Bruce Banner stayed soft the whole time I was in this place.

I really wanted to spit at this chick about some modeling...
but fuck...

It's gotta be a better way...

Aight so in summary..
it should be a fucking rule about back to back to back to back lap dances and shit..

and also, go home grandpa, what the fuck you doing out at 1:30 am, I should rob your old ass and drive off in your Buick

Aight:thumbsup

Girls don't like small talk they like lots of 20's.

Ya heard me?

Stop trying to pick up strippers dude.. your self-esteem can't be THAT low :)

Old people piss me off.

werd nigga, thas how shiznits poppin' foo.. straight up dawg

You watching South Park too? :glugglug

ill give the summary

so basically you went a strip joint sat down in the corner and looked like a quiet physco?

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I will be there if any one wants to meet up !

Monday,
11/10/03:
7:00 p.m. for a
Private Party

Mya
Michelle A.
Claries
Jessica
Klimax
Chynah
Justine
Tuesday
America
Angel
Steely
Diana
Eva
Honey
Jenn. M.

buhahahahahahaha
"silently lusted"

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Daily Specials:
Mon. nite: Happy hour 3:00-10:00. All drinks 1/2 price.
Every Mon. is Police, Fire and EMT night.
1/2 price drinks until 2 a.m
Tues. nite: Happy hour 3:00-10:00.All drinks 1/2 price.
Wed. aft: All drinks 1/2 price 3:00-7:00.
Wed nite: 1/2 price shots on the hour.
Thurs. aft: Happy hour 3:00-7:00. All drinks 1/2 price.
Fri. aft: $1.00 off all beer.
Happy hour 12:00 - 6:00. All drinks 1/2 price.
I/2 price shots on the hour all night.
Lunch special: Check menu link.
Sat. aft: Happy hour 12:00- 6:00. All drinks 1/2 price.
1/2 price shots on the hour all night.
Sunday aft: Happy hour 12:00-6:00. All drinks 1/2 price.
*Happy hour prices exclude champagne.*
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It's time for our semi-annual Fall Classic.
Monday night, Nov. 10 at 7:00.
Beefsteak, Bar and Beautiful Babes, only $80.00.
Make reservations quickly, they're going fast.
Come see all the college and professional football
Games on Saturdays and Sundays. 1/2 price drinks and
Great food specials from noon 'til 6:00.
We are open every day for Happy Hour from 3:00-7:00,
Including Monday and Tuesday with a Super Happy Hour
From 3:00-10:00! Police, Fire and EMT's half price all night.
The Upstairs at Titillations is open for business.
Our Martini bar and cigar lounge is open to all
Every Thursday, Friday and Saturday Night .
Our hours are from 8 p.m. until 2 a.m.
Everyone is welcome. Neat attire preferred.
Champagne dance booths are available.
Check the link for all the details.

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Titillations Go-Go Bar
12 Willow St.,
Bloomfield, NJ 07003.
Directions from:
Garden State Parkway Northbound-
North to exit 148(Bloomfield Av.). Take exit ramp to first traffic light. Turn right onto Bloomfield Ave.
Go one block to next traffic light. Turn right onto Orange St. Go about 1/2 mile until the Home Depot.
Drive through the parking lot, when you come out the other side, you'll see our big pink building.
Garden State Parkway Southbound-
South to exit 148(Bloomfield Av.). Take exit ramp to second light. Turn left onto Franklin St. Go to
second traffic light and turn right onto Newark Av. Drive straight about one mile until the Home Depot.
Drive through the parking lot until you see our big pink building.
From Bloomfield Av. driving N/W towards Montclair-
Drive N/W until one light before the G.S.P. overpass. Hoffman Chevrolet will be on the right side.
Turn left onto Orange St. and drive 1/2 mile until the Home Depot.
Drive through the parking lot until you see our big pink building.
From Bloomfield Av. driving S/E towards Newark-
Drive S/E until the G.S.P. overpass. After passing under the overpass, turn right at the first traffic
light. Turn onto Orange St. and drive 1/2 mile until the Home Depot.
Drive through the parking lot until you see our big pink building.
Call 973.748.3699 if you need further directions.

Yo Pimp! I was raised near Shreveport in Mansfield, LA. What club were you chilling in??? You should've rolled your ass on over here to Big D and we could've gone to "The Fair" and got your private lap dances PLUS on !!

Doug...I'm about to be through NOLA/HOuston etc...
on a run through the states :)

Where are the hot clubs?

So you want the strip club to impose a rule on how much money customers can spend at once? :1orglaugh

cheap bastard, shoulda flashed a hungie got her attention, talked about biz and then let her go on her way. shes not there to talk to you bout takin pics, shes there to pay her fuckin rent, and if the ole guy is gonna contribute, shes gonna sit right there untill time stands still

I hear what you're saying...but everybody should get back to back to back lapdances from time to time. It's good for the soul.

:thumbsup

strippers are the worst models to shoot:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:thumbsup

sweet

try cumming on her instead of spittin

beautiful girl!

:glugglug

Cute chick

Did you utter the words "Yeah baby, I'll spit at ya when you finished" ?
Personally, I would find a way to avoid someone who referred to conversation as "spitting" - probably the same thought going through *her* head.

Thanks i was waiting on the cliff notes:thumbsup

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yeah, I'd fuck her :Graucho

she was the only decent looking chick there? that's sad...i would not have stayed 90 minutes