Blue Blood is hiring
 

Position #1
Director of Amelia's life

Okay, maybe I have lived in Los Angeles for too long if I feel that I need a personal assistant, but this city is like a virus and I think it infiltrates the fibers of your being to some extent, no matter how strong a personality and core sense of self you might have. I drove a rusty old Camaro when I moved here. And I loved that car.

A bunch of this will be telephone work, dealing with bookings and that sort of thing. You must be able to act like a normal person talking to rock stars and to girls you have seen naked pictures of.
Keeping track of my calendar, so I can ask you whether or not I have an evening free will be part of the job.
Reminding my ass of what I told you my priorities are will be part of it.
Going through my back catalog of model submissions and writer queries may be part of the job, depending on the background of who is selected.
Some hard goods order satisfaction will be involved.
The longer I am a webmaster, the less I like to leave the house. I have eaten my fill of all the delivery food places in Los Angeles. There will be some picking up stuff from restaurants, dry cleaning, post office, that sort of thing. Not a ton of this, but I need someone who will be okay with doing this stuff too.
Must be Los Angles-based.
Club promotion or door experience a plus.
Potential higher pay available for someone with ad sales experience.
Probable trips to conventions for the right candidate.
Please email Amelia at BlueBlood.net in confidence (i.e. I won't tell who you work for now) with desired pay, why you are interested in the position, and any other experience you have which might apply.

Position #2
Director of Online Outreach

I really enjoy a bunch of the boards, but I've been spending a little too much time on them. I am looking for someone who can take a look at a number of the adult webmaster and music boards and similar, do some posting to promote http://www.spookycash.com/ and http://www.gothicsluts.com/ and http://www.rubberdollies.com/ and http://www.barelyevil.com/ etc. and give me a series of links to threads I should check out personally. You will need to be witty, aware of pop culture, and thick-skinned.
This position will also include some interfacing with press folks, but training is an option for that.
Journal and ICQ experience is a plus.
Do not need to be Los Angeles-based.
Potential higher pay available for someone with extensive traffic experience.
Probable trips to conventions for the right candidate.
Please email Amelia at BlueBlood.net in confidence (i.e. I won't tell who you work for now) with desired pay, a list of which business and consumer boards you currently post to, why you are interested in the position, and any other experience you have which might apply.

FEEL FREE TO REPOST THIS ELSEWHERE

sweet

:Graucho

That disqualifies about 99.9% of everyone that might read this job offer on GFY.

yeah, so why even bother posting it on gfy?

Yeah, but I'm only looking to hire two people and gfy gets a lot of eyeballs and gfy is not the only place I'm posting this. Just want to have a good assortment of people choose from.

Besides, I'm pretty sure that gfy has a higher density of people who know how to talk to a girl they have seen naked than the average random sample of people.

Additional Notes for Applying for Positions:

Please make sure to follow the application instructions and include the important info.

To be Director of Amelia's Life/Personal Assistant, please email Amelia at BlueBlood.net in confidence (i.e. I won't tell who you work for now) with desired pay, why you are interested in the position, and any other experience you have which might apply. Additional note: Please state whether you have a reliable car for this position.

To be Blue Blood's Director of Online Outreach, please email Amelia at BlueBlood.net in confidence (i.e. I won't tell who you work for now) with desired pay, a list of which business and consumer boards you currently post to, why you are interested in the position, and any other experience you have which might apply.

If you are someone I talk to in person or on the phone (rare) or on ICQ anyway, it is fine to mention it if you have applied, but please apply via email with the information requested. I will also be offline shooting in Vegas and Portland and my ICQ regularly eats messages which come in when I am not logged into it, so don't be offended if I miss something. Hopefully, I will be able to fill both of these positions pretty quickly upon my return. A big thank you to everyone who has applied so far!

All right, I am off to finish packing and such for my trip. The packing won't be fun, but this trip is going to rock! Whoo-hoo!

I can be doing a postings am goode at savvy

Hmmm... That sounds interesting Amelia. I'm glad you are offering a good position and stuff. I know you could use the help. Even though they were a little whacked out in the Southern twinkie zone, I know that you had some good staff in those position in Atlanta. They had fun with the job and I know you made it fun for them too, so long as they did what needed doing. I hope you get some good capable folks. Those sound like good positions. Sometimes I wish that were my job, but I'm not so good with people, haha... :1orglaugh

Forrest-

AmeliaG, Contact me on ICQ 237842929

Amelia is :thumbsup all the way. But does this mean you won't personally come spam my board anymore Amelia? I'll feel all left out and not able to harass you. :(

man I wish I lived in LA, I would love to work with your company, I love alternative girls and the look you guys go for. :)

See this is exactly the problem with people who know me. I was thinking that hiring a PA might be horribly LA of me and how living here must have changed me. Of course, I guess I called it something else when I didn't live in Los Angeles, so maybe it is just the spin which has changed. And that would be a Los Angeles thing.

I'll still come visit. I'll just have someone else give me a list of links to check out every few days instead of hitting reload when I ought to be working on something else. I would never let you feel left out.

Awesome I hardly see you now and going to not at all would suck. We need an occasional rubberdollie pic here and there. And if you ever need anything else let me know.

:winkwink:

I've been a little out of my head on antibiotics that apparently don't agree with me and I've got a bunch of travel going on, but I promise to post a virtual hooterfest upon my return.

Anything I need . . . hmm . . . you could list Spooky Cash in Suggested Sponsors with a ref code and you could show me the town if I make it to Texas this year :glugglug

I just never use ref codes, but I could talk to you on ICQ about maybe one of the top 5 spots or something good for you. And if you make it to Texas you let me know so I can see if I can make it into Dallas to hang out with you.

:thumbsup

Cool, please hit me up on ICQ when I get back after the 16th and let's chat.

One problem is you've never given me your ICQ and it's not listed in your profile on my board either. So maybe you can ICQ it to me 173847572 or email [email protected] or my board which you already know and then I'll get ahold of you when you get back. Have a safe trip and get feeling better too!

Thanks. Ironically, I've been feeling a bunch more myself since I stopped taking the antibiotics which were supposed to make me better. My ICQ is in my profile here and I will make sure to add it over at your place when I get back. 337070007

Great chatting with you!

I'm really going to get my ass in gear to go to Starbucks now, so I can stay up for my flight. Now if I could just fill position one, someone else could be getting my iced latte right now.

Thanks Ms A great to chat with you too. You can still consider my offer though :Graucho I can fill some positions and all you know, just don't know about the PA one. Good luck though, catch you later sometime.

Just got back home. Vegas was cool and Portland rocked my socks! Nice and refreshed. Going to go through apps in the next couple days and make my decisions.

Hey hot stuff. How are you?

Hi! Missing Portland a bit and apparently have a bunch to do, but I had such an awesome trip that I feel pretty ready to take on the stuff I gotta. Watch out world! :) Off to deal with my mail for hopefully the last time once I do this hiring thang and I'm gonna hit you back on ICQ when I get back in.