Have you ever had you ASS KICKED by a woman?
 

Liza Minelli is being sued for $10 Million beans by her husband for physical abuse.. he claims she's been kicking his ass alot..

Ever get your ass kicked by a woman?

Ladies, ever whoop some guys ass?

Ever seen it happen to someone else?

my ho's are in line

few weeks ago someone posted a Owned clip of the large african-american wopman beating the shit out of some redneck.....

Funniset thing I'd seen in a long time.

:Graucho

my gf is a kickboxing instructor

How could you possibly admit your wife beat you? What a pussy.

nice

I have kicked a few dude's asses in my time:Graucho

cool. a woman you don't want to mess with. :thumbsup

I once got attacked by a crazed psycho.

she threw a phone at my head not a cel phone..one of those old ass heavy ones..and when i blocked it with my arms..she stepped forward and kicked me in the nuts.


this hurt...but i grabbed her by her hands..and pulled..so she was stuck with her arms out-stretched..while i tried to find my balls..lol


i let her go as she said she was calm..and she swiped at me..actually tore my neck open...i was in shock..as i put my hand to my neck and there was blood..and quite a lot of it

i learned alot about myself that night...i didn't hit her or beat the snot out of her..i just held her until she gave up...then i got away from her

so i learnt that no matter how bad i want to..i wouldn't let myself beat on a girl, even when she so surely needed to be slapped.

it would have been nice to have some of the female rugby team around that night

grade 8, i took some chicks letter and told her it was in my pants and she couldn't have it back,
she just about ripped the skin off my neck, and i got suspended

You're a patient man!! If that was TDF he would have slapped the taste out her mouth! :1orglaugh

hehe...then lucky you...:Graucho

Times a bit rough at home Adrian? :1orglaugh

I was told a fat girl in second grade she was a wimp. She slapped me so hard I hit the floor.

yeah thanks..i was actually impressed with myself..even thoguh i let myself get fucked up by a girl..considering my past and how i have reacted towards violence from males.

it really clued me in..we make choice all the time..you can either react or not.....im just glad i had the smarts to think before acting

10 million reasons for Minelli's husband.
WG

Yea I recall that, I believe nap posted it

No, but some have tried.

Is there something you really wanna tell us Adrian :D
WG

Please post again? I must see this.
:glugglug

I may be small, but when I get pissed, there is no stopping me sometimes, but you have to hit the right spot with me.

I have done some pretty fucked up shit to former boyfriends when I was younger, black eyes, cut lips, swinging stuff, throwing stuff, I have definitly kicked some ass in my time.

When I went out with a friend that knew my past, his friends used to always say "David knows not to fuck with Tera, he will get his ass kicked" LOL

Ah well... good times good times ... it's all in the past hehe UNLESS!!

:1orglaugh

I'll take the beat downs....... I just wanna get P-A-I-D!!

My ex beat the shit outta me with my reading lamp when she found me on top of her best friend... I was tryin to wake her up... but Ann flipped out so bad I broke up with her ass anyway... 3 stitches... bitch !

I never ass kicked a man, but I blindsided one once and he couldn't hear out of his right ear for two days!


:321GFY

Too easy, I'm gonna be quiet :)
WG

4th grade, i was hit with a golf club in the head by my neighbor chick. When I found out that i was bleeding profusely, I though i should tell my mom. So we went to the hospital for stitches. :thumbsup

Best dude-getting-his-ass-handed-to-him-by-a-chick scene ever was that guy in Jackass fighting that japanese kickboxing champ.

This is the best ass kickin video ive seen yet she fucks this guy up Ghetto ass woopin

I guess all us asians look alike to you.

It was a female Muay Thai fighter.

Kids have it soft these days.. remember the day when you father loved you enough to beat some sense into you for sneezing at the dinner table??

http://www.naiadentertainment.co.uk/...t3/beating.jpg

never been ass kicked by a woman
can't say that it's happened.
can't say i'd want it to happen either.
soundsLike it would fucking hurt... LOL

You can never win fighting a woman-

If you win, big deal you beat up a girl, you're a big pussy!

If you lose, you got your ass kicked by a girl, you're a big pussy!

Umm dude your an idiot.

I have much respect for not hitting a women, BUT if your life is in danger I would not hold my self back to beat the fuck out of her then call the police..Come on..Think about it.

Well I will have to admit I did get my ass kicked "almost" 1 time everyone says I did but I don't believe I did.


I was 9th grade on the Varsity Wrestling team Clocking in at 112 lbs and I had to match up with a 160lb girl in a wrestle off. She has already wrestled 1 year and this was my first.

This was not an official match but it was strength training. Little guys pair up with bigger guys to make them stronger ect ect..

well all in all I won 2 matches and I lost 1 and everyone made fun of me because a 160lb chick beat me.

Fuckup shit if you asked me. Never happened again!

My senior year I was 155 I dropped to 137 with +2 lb allowance.

I paired off with a 185 lb chick and OWNED HER! hehehe

Skill = Always beats brute strength

Heh. It would take one big ass woman to beat up my 6'1 fat ass. I'm sure it's possible but it hasn't happened yet.

8 figures would do.

My girl beats me down all the time. I would consider myself OWNED if I didn't enjoy it sooo much!!! :thumbsup

Gawd, I've either got to stop reading the board the second I wake up, or get me some GLASSES....... because I seriously thought you said Liza Minelli was being sued for LICKING her husbands ass. I was all set to post how I have had several girlfriends who were into licking ass......



some days there's not enough coffee in the whole world. Maybe some vodka?

No.

Actually, yes.. lol

I *almost* got jumped by 7 girls once, back in high school. I fucked 'n dumped one of their friends which apparently really depressed her... so 7 of her friends came jump me one day in front of my buddies house..

I was actually glad I could talk my way out of it.. cause I'm not sure what I would have done if they really started swinging..

What would have happened if I just started slamming blonde heads together?

What would have happned if I just stood there and took the hits?

no