My name is AaronM......
 

And I'm running for President of GFY!

Seconded, I'm bored too.

I hate you.

:321GFY

Then stop flirting with me on ICQ.

Suckitbitch! I'm voting for an outside party... Pee Wee Herman

I'd vote for you.. But first I want to know about your policy on pornography.

Same as alcohol and tobacco.

Get the kids hooked early. :thumbsup

One or two questions about your cock does not equal flirting. Now leave me alone.

:mad:

Uh oh... I can see it now, AaronM's gonna proclaim a war on whores and start invading other board for their oil.... I mean... posts.

Aaronm for president!

BAHAHAHA!!!!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh so true.

:thumbsup

"Session Start (ICQ - AaronM:digipimp): Thu Nov 06 08:09:18 2003
[08:09] digipimp: hey bro how big is your cock?
[08:09] AaronM: Big enough for your mamma and your woman to enjoy at the same time. Why?
[08:09] digipimp: lol Can I suck it too?
[08:10] AaronM: Hell no. Step off fag."

Aaron should be a stand-up comedian

I withdraw my support for AaronM. :winkwink:

Believe it or not....I hear that a lot.

Try hanging out with me after I have had a few drinks. :glugglug

I'll vote for you if I can get under the Oval Office Desk. :winkwink:

Intern #1 has now been selected. Do you own a blue dress?

ill sell my vote

Sell it to Pee Wee Herman, I don't need to buy votes. :321GFY

gotta know...who's your running mate?

Yes!! We're in luck!! :thumbsup

well...At least I am. :winkwink:

My campaign is strong enough that I don't need a running mate.

http://www.webmastervault.com/pics/aaronprez.jpg

What is your policy on first time female posters?

They must show their tits.

That's a given.

Alright asshole that's fake and you know it. you clearly edited out the part where i asked about your balls!

Oh fuck I meant ah hell nevermind.

:(

Sorry bro. The balls thing was a little too personal.

Been there. Done That.

That's the reason I'M voting for you.

Alright fine but can I be head of the Defense department?

dont you think something like that would scare small children

aaronm is cute

I'll vote for you if I get to be the Press Secretary.

Whewww...

I thought this was going to be another "I AaronM, I'm a Alcoholic" threads....

This just in.........


Jim Holio to run on Aaron M ticket

official statement from JimHolio's office

"At the end of the day I really just want to have a drink"

jimholio

I'm voting for paul martin!

Part of my overall plan is to rid GFY of small children. This should be a good start.

good plan, next up is advertising in my sig? its for sale ya know

Got my votes! I get three votes...one for me, and one for each tit...

Maybe I could pay for your dinner Monday night at the Metropolitan Grill and we could call that payment for your sig space.



Oh wait....You're not on the top secret guest list. My bad. :glugglug

yeah i heard about that dinner, but then i heard who was gonna be there and i dont associate with pornographers :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Oh fuck...

:helpme


Sure why not add to the list of retards that have held the title "President":throwup

Ok... :)

No means no bitch. :321GFY