New virus for the weekend Windows people
 

Here you go check it out and don't get fucked this weekend when they expect the outbreak to begin growing.

http://[email protected]

Systems Not Affected: Linux, Macintosh, Microsoft IIS, OS/2, UNIX


kind of tells you something doesn't it?



:1orglaugh

A Woman Came Home Just In Time To Find Her Husband In Bed With Another Woman. With Superhuman Strength Borne Of Fury, She Dragged Her Husband Down The Stairs To The Garage And Put His Penis In A Vice. She Then Secured It Tightly And Removed The Handle And Picked Up A Hacksaw.<br>The Terrified Husband, Screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're Not Going To Cut It Off, Are You?"<br>The Wife, With A Gleam Of Revenge In Her Eye Said, "No, You Are As Soon As I Set The Garage On Fire."