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klik 10-31-2003 07:50 PM

stupid kids
 
quit ringing that fuckin doorbell cuz im not gonna fuckin answer it.
read the fucking sign. "NO CANDY"

:321GFY

KaLi 10-31-2003 07:51 PM

Why not give them candy? :Graucho

Chris 10-31-2003 07:52 PM

Hmm im doing mcdonald cert's free happy meals :) if ya dont got nothing you should use like 1$ bills and what not

doober 10-31-2003 07:52 PM

you know your just dying to give them candy...give in!

:Graucho

Spunky 10-31-2003 07:52 PM

Cheap bastard..I hope they shit on your porch.

Wilbo 10-31-2003 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Cheap bastard..I hope they shit on your porch.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

tootie 10-31-2003 08:02 PM

I wish you'd send them my way. I spent alot of money on decorations and candy and we've only had one set of trick-or-treaters so far, a boy and a girl. I really wanted to make some kids happy today. I even spent two hours bagging candy in these cute decorated plastic bags. :(

I think our neighbors hate us or something.

Well, at least my own kids had a great time. I carved pumpkins and they dressed up and I baked pumpkin shaped spice cookies and frosted them with orange and black and we made Halloween decorations out of construction paper. In a little while we are going to order pizza. Lots of fun. :)

SleazyDream 10-31-2003 08:03 PM

i hope they egg your house

doober 10-31-2003 08:04 PM

You sound like a good mom tootie.

:)

dirtyone 10-31-2003 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie
I wish you'd send them my way. I spent alot of money on decorations and candy and we've only had one set of trick-or-treaters so far, a boy and a girl. I really wanted to make some kids happy today. I even spent two hours bagging candy in these cute decorated plastic bags. :(

I think our neighbors hate us or something.

Well, at least my own kids had a great time. I carved pumpkins and they dressed up and I baked pumpkin shaped spice cookies and frosted them with orange and black and we made Halloween decorations out of construction paper. In a little while we are going to order pizza. Lots of fun. :)


Wow.. can I come over and play at your house?

KMR Stitch 10-31-2003 08:11 PM

Under Ground code for non candy=

1.) Subject as target for eggs
2.) shaving cream
3.) silly string.
4.) TP (pray you don't have sprinklers)

Plan9 10-31-2003 08:12 PM

Yes - sleepover at Tootie's, everyone! Score!

And klik, you realize the "NO CANDY" sign is probably whats making them knock, just to piss you off? :1orglaugh

HS-Trixxxia 10-31-2003 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
i hope they egg your house
Oh shit........I remember those days........I tell you, life today is just not the same!!!

Baal 10-31-2003 08:14 PM

When I was a kid, I fucking hated those small candy bars that most ppl. handed out. So every kid that hits my home gets a real-sized candy bar... none of that small shit from me.

Only problem is that I think that the neighborhood kids are onto me... it's only 7:00 and my candy supply is running low :(

Oracle Porn 10-31-2003 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Baal
When I was a kid, I fucking hated those small candy bars that most ppl. handed out. So every kid that hits my home gets a real-sized candy bar... none of that small shit from me.

Only problem is that I think that the neighborhood kids are onto me... it's only 7:00 and my candy supply is running low :(

:1orglaugh
who the hell give away full sized candy?
its like $1 per kid

KMR Stitch 10-31-2003 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Baal
When I was a kid, I fucking hated those small candy bars that most ppl. handed out. So every kid that hits my home gets a real-sized candy bar... none of that small shit from me.

Only problem is that I think that the neighborhood kids are onto me... it's only 7:00 and my candy supply is running low :(

Word on the street (someone has king sized) it's GOLD!

Ken Griffy Jr gave out hand fulls 2 years ago. So did a few other famous sports stars...Tiger woods wasn't home though..

Islesworth only place you trick or treat in golf cars

Ken Griffys exact words "Hey guys take as much as you want seriously once I run out I get to go back in the house and drink few a beers"

tootie 10-31-2003 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dirtyone



Wow.. can I come over and play at your house?

You could if we still lived in Georgia. :)

Still no more kids, but I'm still hoping. My kids are still having fun. They're watching creepy episodes of Scooby Doo right now. Hehe.

TaylorM 10-31-2003 08:26 PM

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Originally posted by JupZChris
Hmm im doing mcdonald cert's free happy meals :) if ya dont got nothing you should use like 1$ bills and what not
That is a great idea! If I was a kid, I would be totally stoked!
:thumbsup

Baal 10-31-2003 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch


Word on the street (someone has king sized) it's GOLD!

Ken Griffy Jr gave out hand fulls 2 years ago. So did a few other famous sports stars...Tiger woods wasn't home though..

Islesworth only place you trick or treat in golf cars

Ken Griffys exact words "Hey guys take as much as you want seriously once I run out I get to go back in the house and drink few a beers"

Yeah, I think the word on the street has spread about "the guy who gives out the huge candy bars"... haha. Even had some 15 year old kids (with no costumes at all) hitting me up for some loot.

I did buy a 6-pack of Guiness at the same time I stocked up on the candy, so I figure Ken and I had the same idea :thumbsup

klik 10-31-2003 08:31 PM

k.. the fuckers stopped.. i added "FUCKING" in between "NO" and "CANDY"..

hadn't heard shit since.

Chris 10-31-2003 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TaylorM


That is a great idea! If I was a kid, I would be totally stoked!
:thumbsup

I'm only 19 and never really enjoyed trick or treating so ive been doing this sence i was about 16 :P

Chris 10-31-2003 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
k.. the fuckers stopped.. i added "FUCKING" in between "NO" and "CANDY"..

hadn't heard shit since.


thats real nice of you .......... these are KIDS ringing your door bell and you are writing " FUCKING " on your door ?

klik 10-31-2003 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris



thats real nice of you .......... these are KIDS ringing your door bell and you are writing " FUCKING " on your door ?

same strategy i've always used.. fuck the freeloaders.. i wanna see some ccbill joins.

dirtyone 10-31-2003 08:45 PM

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Originally posted by tootie


You could if we still lived in Georgia. :)

Still no more kids, but I'm still hoping. My kids are still having fun. They're watching creepy episodes of Scooby Doo right now. Hehe.

Oh that sounds like so much fun!

Were in GA were you?

BrentD 10-31-2003 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Cheap bastard..I hope they shit on your porch.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BrentD 10-31-2003 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
i hope they egg your house

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BrentD 10-31-2003 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie
I wish you'd send them my way. I spent alot of money on decorations and candy and we've only had one set of trick-or-treaters so far, a boy and a girl. I really wanted to make some kids happy today. I even spent two hours bagging candy in these cute decorated plastic bags. :(

I think our neighbors hate us or something.

Well, at least my own kids had a great time. I carved pumpkins and they dressed up and I baked pumpkin shaped spice cookies and frosted them with orange and black and we made Halloween decorations out of construction paper. In a little while we are going to order pizza. Lots of fun. :)

Nice, the wife runs a home daycare and she had all the kids dressup today and had a little party and let each of them draw their own faces on pumpkins and then carved them for them, took pics and such of them in their costumes.

Tonight our kids went out and got a shitload of candy for daddy:thumbsup

Hope all families are having a great halloween, 2 more awesome holidays to coem this year:Graucho

BrentD 10-31-2003 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixxxia


Oh shit........I remember those days........I tell you, life today is just not the same!!!


Tell me about it, we used to egg, tp and throw tomatoes when I was younger, those days are gone damn :(

BrentD 10-31-2003 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
k.. the fuckers stopped.. i added "FUCKING" in between "NO" and "CANDY"..

hadn't heard shit since.


Do you ride the little yellow short bus?

Baal 10-31-2003 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrentD
Tonight our kids went out and got a shitload of candy for daddy:thumbsup

Hope all families are having a great halloween, 2 more awesome holidays to coem this year:Graucho

You're stealing your kid's candy? You Bastard! :ak47:

Hehe, I know you're kidding. The trick is *not* to loot your kid's stash, but to buy so much of your favorite candy that there is no way you can give it all away! Leftovers are where it's at :thumbsup

BrentD 10-31-2003 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Baal


You're stealing your kid's candy? You Bastard! :ak47:

Hehe, I know you're kidding. The trick is *not* to loot your kid's stash, but to buy so much of your favorite candy that there is no way you can give it all away! Leftovers are where it's at :thumbsup


Yeah I hit up our own candy we have left over + any candy the kids don't like or want. My 3 yr old and 9yr old girls love candy but they also know how to share:)

DrewKole 10-31-2003 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie
I wish you'd send them my way. I spent alot of money on decorations and candy and we've only had one set of trick-or-treaters so far, a boy and a girl. I really wanted to make some kids happy today. I even spent two hours bagging candy in these cute decorated plastic bags. :(

I think our neighbors hate us or something.

Well, at least my own kids had a great time. I carved pumpkins and they dressed up and I baked pumpkin shaped spice cookies and frosted them with orange and black and we made Halloween decorations out of construction paper. In a little while we are going to order pizza. Lots of fun. :)

I like you, you seem to be a nice person...

:thumbsup

No foolies.

brizzad 10-31-2003 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
Under Ground code for non candy=

1.) Subject as target for eggs
2.) shaving cream
3.) silly string.
4.) TP (pray you don't have sprinklers)



nobody was giving out candy at my girlfriend's house...


we just had a blast pulling all the tp from the trees

C_U_Next_Tuesday 10-31-2003 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
i hope they egg your house
My house got egged tonight.. little motherfuckers...
my oldest and I were sitting in a tree in the front yard.. i had the BBgun ready..fuckers didnt come back. :BangBang:

JDog 10-31-2003 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
quit ringing that fuckin doorbell cuz im not gonna fuckin answer it.
read the fucking sign. "NO CANDY"

:321GFY

I put one on my door and haven't had a single knock or ring!

jDoG

JDog 10-31-2003 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday


My house got egged tonight.. little motherfuckers...
my oldest and I were sitting in a tree in the front yard.. i had the BBgun ready..fuckers didnt come back. :BangBang:

That would've sucked for them! :)

jDoG

Sarah_Jayne 11-01-2003 05:06 AM

no kidding. Trick or treat really isn't a British thing but some kids see it in American movies and on tv and go around doing it without any regard or understanding of the unwritten rules..or the fact that old pepople have no clue why people are coming to their door begging for stuff.

My husband is disabled and I was out of the house and he didn't feel like doing it because frankly he can't get up and down all night without really hurting his leg. One MOTHER and kids were pushing our doorbell for 11 minutes solid before he finally went and told her off.

reynold 11-01-2003 05:12 AM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
no kidding. Trick or treat really isn't a British thing but some kids see it in American movies and on tv and go around doing it without any regard or understanding of the unwritten rules..or the fact that old pepople have no clue why people are coming to their door begging for stuff.

My husband is disabled and I was out of the house and he didn't feel like doing it because frankly he can't get up and down all night without really hurting his leg. One MOTHER and kids were pushing our doorbell for 11 minutes solid before he finally went and told her off.

gee that's rediculous

Candice 11-01-2003 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie
I wish you'd send them my way. I spent alot of money on decorations and candy and we've only had one set of trick-or-treaters so far, a boy and a girl. I really wanted to make some kids happy today. I even spent two hours bagging candy in these cute decorated plastic bags. :(

I think our neighbors hate us or something.

Well, at least my own kids had a great time. I carved pumpkins and they dressed up and I baked pumpkin shaped spice cookies and frosted them with orange and black and we made Halloween decorations out of construction paper. In a little while we are going to order pizza. Lots of fun. :)

You're such a good mom, how fun!!! :)

KRL 11-01-2003 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Cheap bastard..I hope they shit on your porch.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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