Pornkings shirt gets me the ladies
 

Thanks to Pornkings for the free shirt! :)
I may need to buy some more off you though, my friends all want one or 2, for their friends. You may have a marketing frenzy soon.

Wearing that shirt gets a lot of positive attention. It's sad though when I have to tell the girls I don't shoot or stunt cock for porn. :(

Though I really should say I stunt cock... damn why didn't I think of that earlier. :thumbsup

correct...that pornkings shirt is a pussy magnet..I need to email carol so I can get a bigger one...mine is tight

roger never around to sending mine!

I thought your penis enlargement pills will do all the magic. :winkwink:

Hey, I never said I had a small dick. If they sold penis reduction pills I may look into it. :1orglaugh

fuck yeah pornkings rules, of course i have a couple of those shirts as i work there

Hook a brotha up with a couple shirts or a hat.

Then how to get one? Must be their affiliate? Where is the link? :2 cents:

yes hook a brother up xxl i wear, thank you

do you have icq?

No. Used to. Somebody told me ICQ is like dinosaur, AIM, msn yahoo messanger is the thing to go. Now I saw so many people with ICQ here. Besides, I hate anything AOL.

My AIM: hyatla

You do realize that AIM stands for AOL Instant Messenger right?
WG

Really? :winkwink:

I thought that's just aim, something you do before you shoot.

Of course I know. I was kidding. :winkwink:

I am NOT the one offering t-shirts. I want one, same as you. So you drunk porn junkies, stop AIM me asking for T-shirt. :winkwink:

:1orglaugh

I once had a pronkings lighter and the chicks dug that hard, imagine i had a tshirt OoooO the possibilities are endless

:Graucho

roger cant send you one anyways, cut straight to the chase, hit up carol.

Fu-Q can also hook you up. if he wants his info out, he can do that on his own.

Ima need like 4 more. I can pay for shipping and cost of shirt if you want. I got guys who want to wear it to the bar and stuff.

How do you get a pornkings shirt?

It's quite simple really

Just post a pic of yourself with both fists up your ass, and the good men at pornkings will personally deliver it to your door.