holy shit I think I just ripped my asshole
 

Okay, so I was taking a shit. And then it was like a bomb was coming out and it hurted so much and it made me scream so I put some ice cubes and ahhhhhhh fuck that hurts.

I'm gonna take a shower now and clean my hairy ass.

himroids

does it bleed?

It feels like it does, I'm not sure. I'm also afraid to touch it (don't want to infect my asshole).

jeeez LMAO :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

far too much information dude..... :1orglaugh

sounds painful though :(

goatse 2?? :eek2

you might wanna go see a doc man, that dont sound like it could be good at all

hemrroids

yeah I'm gonna check out my asshole in the mirror in a second. if it looks bad, I'm going to call 911

happend to me once, a really jagged shit with alot of corn in it

Thank god i'm not in the emergency service...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

haha funny shit, i hate it when that happens to me :1orglaugh

pics? :thumbsup

never had so much fun reading the subject of a thread :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

okay just took a shower. damn, the hot water touching the flesh of my lovely ass hurted so much. guys, be carefull with hot poop.

Thanks in advance

pics ?

I think juicy wants to eat you out dude :helpme

ummm ... gross! :1orglaugh

http://sites.cavello.com/imagegaller...detail=1&img=8

stop playing with yourself:Graucho

i am just laughing hard here glad you feel the need to share i will forever think of Wildcard now bleeding out the ass lol

Hahaha.

Wildcard is like 20, so hemorroids isn't really a diagnosis. maybe one of your anal sphincters ruptured (sluitspier) ;)

Does it bleed?

thanks for ruining my day :sadcrying

don't you have a journal or something you could write this nasty shit in instead of sharing it with us?

Actually, at 20, people can also get hemorrhoids. Just takes a lot of anal sex without enough lube.

(if you wonder how I know this, let's just say my ex-gf will have something to remember me by for the rest of her life :1orglaugh )

no

hahahaha you evil boy

To prevent contamination, you need to clean it. I recommend bending over in the shower like you are about to take one. Then, pour rubbing alcohol down your back and let it run betwixt your ass cheeks into the tub. Let it sit for a few minutes to be sure.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Damn i think if you do that, you ain't gonna sit down for a week long or something

http://www.zug.com/scrawl/analbob/

That seems to be the proper treatment. Get some Scandanavian doctor to shove a stainless steel thermos up your rectum... all better.

WG, take good care of your ass and it would take good care of you...

It's WC (Wildcard, not WiredGuy), but thanks for the advice. :winkwink:

Nope.

I will ruin your day.

http://www.leenoga.com/pix/weightlifter.jpg

Man, I'm sorry I got your name wrong...

I was reading the story about Bob the Anal Fissure and got distracted for second there ;-)

That is pretty hardcore... hehe

From Bob the Anal Fissure story (a must-read):

"The surgery that had been scheduled for October 29th has been postponed until December the first. Bob has had a stay of execution, a reprieve if you will.

Bob has become a holy terror of an anal fissure and my surgeon has informed me that the most effective way of dealing with Bob is a form of surgical exorcism that is know to the medical profession as VIOLENT ANAL DILATION. I am not making this up! They are going to anaesthetize both Bob and me, and then dilate my asshole to a diameter that until that moment it has never known.

My greatest fear is becoming conscious and out of the corner of my eye seeing the medical staff zipping up their trousers...

ohhh god, that pic is so fucking nasty

Yeah the guy was in a meet and was lifting weights and pushed his innards outdoors, and it was a logistical nightmare for the paramedics and surgeons, but he was repaired....