The Acacia solution at last !
 

yes I do have the Acacia solution....

okay, what you ALL need to do is Poo is a Bag and wrap
it up and send it to Acacia. If we all send one Poo a day
they'll be outa business in no time.... :)

geez, I would fall off my chair laughing if even one person
did this, but ... we all know they deserve it...


btw, I'm not posting as my usual nic :Graucho

FUCK ACACIA .... :ak47:

JUST POO IN A BAG AND SEND ONE EACH DAY ! :1orglaugh

haha sounds like fun

What an intensely stupid idea.

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I'll buy the domain/hosting and pay for the postage :1orglaugh

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you know what they say!! one poo a day helps keep the doctor away!!

who's got enough front to call Fedex and ask for a sponsorship :Graucho :1orglaugh

You mean helps keep the lawyers away. I think you need more than one poo a day to do that also.

okay, let's get serious....

just for the fun of it, would anyone support a website that would send "virtual" poo's to acacia via email / snailmail ? :1orglaugh

I'm so serious I'd pay the postage and hosting costs...:)

I'm not talking about real poo here, just a pic of a pile of a bullshit or something ..

Ewwwwwwww...

Fuck sending them cold days old poop.

Let's deliver it to them right out of the oven "Krispy Kreme" style fresh and hot!

:thumbsup

http://perl.plover.com/yak/presentat...lshit-smt9.jpg

Anybody own a ranch with some cows?

:1orglaugh

That could actually work! Imagine working at a company that gets a dozen bags of poo every day. I would quit.

I worked at a company years ago and they fired a guy right around Christmas time. So to get his revenge he sent the CEO of the company a beautifully wrapped tin cookie box full of dog shit.
You should have seen the look on his face when he opened it.

OWNED!

hahah, that's what I'm talkin' about... that's the gear...
now how many gags can we play on them in the meantime .. hahahah

send your POO HERE ! ! ! :1orglaugh

Acacia Research Corporation
500 Newport Center Drive
7th Floor
Newport Beach, CA 92660
US

I'd rather mail a box of my own dookie to 12Clicks. Anyone have his address?

looks like ole Labrat finally went off the deep end.
I understand you had to get a day job but is making infantile posts the answer?:1orglaugh

I would have loved to see that CEO's facial expression. He gets what he thinks are cookies only to open it in disgust. Too good. I wanna see a pic of his face!!

WG

This will never work. Acacia would simply contact the people who used to send anonymous poo to your "enemies" until they were stopped by health regulations and buy all of their assets then claim they originated sending poo to enemies then charge you for violating their patents. You might get away with it if you don't send your own poo, DNA and all, ya know :1orglaugh