What will they be saying about us in 10,000 years?
 

Telepathic News Release; 01/29/12003


Recent studies show proof of life on earth more than 10,000 years ago!

As we all know in the year 5230, all civilization on earth was destroyed by nuclear weapons. But today scientists have discovered proof that there was life, and a fully functional civilization prior to the nuclear bombings!

The people were wearing some type of cotton and/or polyester clothing, lined from head to toe in useless colors. As well, they listened to streams of frequency recordings, they called "music"

To mate, they would have to insert a mans penis into a womans vagina, pumping in and out to force the sperm to ejaculate, and shoot inside the womans body, this has proven to be an outdated method of our current traditions of electronic stimulations.

They aparently did not have technology to dive deep into the oceans, because as we all know that in the year 8231 when we explored the globe, and found all of those ancient ships filled with gold and jewels, they were either left there intentianaly, or were lost at sea and never retreived.

There is also proof that women had to have surgery to implant a silicon filled baggie into their breasts to enlargen them and attract the oposite sex. They aparently did not have the capability to mentally power any body enhancement as we do, just goes to show how primitive they were.

They drove metal machines called "cars", and used these to get from one place to another. These would be the primitive equivilant to our current telepathic transport system.

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we wont last another 1000 years

hey, what did I just read? You stole Matrix content?

OWNED! :1orglaugh

You know your first paragraph makes absolutely no fucking sense. "As well all know there civilization was wiped out." and then "we have proof of civilization now!"

How would everyone know civilization was wiped out by nukes if they didnt have proof of civilization!??!? Dude THINK

Doesnt that contradict itself?