I forgot to put the toilet seat down and almost got my ass wet...
 

Too bad I don't have anyone to yell at...

To think that my ass cheeks touched the bowl... I just about had a heart attack!!!

This has never happened before -- I must be getting old.

lol now you know why women always bitch about putting the seat back down v:1orglaugh

dude i am sorry about that.... always look before u leap and before u sit lol

To be a bitch right?

lol, wtf u got ur eyes closed when your going to take a shit?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh That sucks man!

jDoG

I hate that, especially when you get ready to sit down and have a nice long shit.

damn. that's a bummer.

that water don't look very deep

or cold eighter.

how bad could it be?

you was never a boy scout?

or in the army?

or navy?

can you swim?

they make toilets with grab handles on the sides.

just want to help.

Did that once too. In the middle of the night, I sat down and said what the fuck? Woke my ass up real fast.

:1orglaugh

Lucky you Pete. I once neglected to put the seat back down and almost got my ass shot off, by my now-ex girlfriend.

She also once tried to jamb my hand in a blender during one rather nasty bout of PMS, but that's a whole 'nother story.

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ahhhhhhhhhh, i remeber what it was like when i was in love

sigh