Evil Dan says "Thank You Vancouver"
 

To all the great people I met at this Vancouver Webmaster Summit 2003, may I say huge thank you for your generosity and fellowship (and a patience with my evilness).

At this show, I can safely say many borders were pushed, if not broken.

Some of those who helped in breaching these most Fundamental of human rights and taboos included:

The Light speed gang:- Thanks again for your hospitability in 609. You never let our industry down. Next time though, can I suggest an Ice Machine be rented

Guerrilla traffic ? Thanks so much for a great sushi & bbq ? also, are you sure you two girls aren?t sisters?

XtremePay ? that was one cool bus trip ? had no fucking idea where we went or came from. But the view was always amazing?

SE Guru ? you are the real party master, and you fucking know it biatch

Brandy ? thank you for keeping your eye out for me?. again

Vid ? your one crazy muthafucker, but in a nice way

Hank ? we kept staying longer and harder than all the young boys, didn?t we mate ;-)

Annette ? It was a pleasure seeing you ride the giant penis in the Bus

Wiseman ? take that rubbish out boy!

Jen ? Thanks for saving Vids life. You are adorable

AaronM ? now don?t you have a lovely smile?

VirtuMike ? I am still unable to get my member hard, as all I can hear and see in my mind is you saying ?How Ya Doin? and then getting in that cab ? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Cyn ? So I kissed all those men for you (who now think I am gay for some reason), so me thinks you owe us a porn conference story for a good giggle

Zebra ? would you like some drink in your ice sir?

Jayman ? FUCK YOU ? If you think I got you all fucked up here- wait till Vegas

Kimmy Kim ? How could you have ever thought it to be a good idea to put me on a panel? I mean I was in peak form, no?

Grim Shawn ? If you grab my balls one more time, I am going to bitch slap you and tie you to a pole and get my dog to butt rape you bitch

Evil Chris ? When Pure Evil collides; the earth will tremble with our combined horrors. Or at least we can have another drink together and chuckle about it

To those who know me, a mate of mine is someone I will do anything for. And at this show I had the most wonderful opportunity to extend my close list of mates by two. You guys know who you are, and I will always do my very best to cherish our friendship.

And to everyone else I annoyed, disgusted, farted near or generally bemused, I say ?I cant wait to do it all with you again at a show coming soon to you?.

And dont forget - I am going to be living in LA for the whole month of January 2004. So if you need a little Evil in you, be prepared to sell your soul - Muahaha

Dan, it was good to meet you! Good times , Good times! :winkwink:

Zebra did need some drink in his ice! If I remember correctly so did you :)

Dan you ruled up there. You put the other guys to shame.

Good times Dan.:thumbsup

SixNine

Haha Dan you are great!!!

Yes, I am sure we are not sisters =) Thank you for your hospitality:winkwink:

Can't wait to do it again and again and again! It was a wonderful time and I am so glad that you made it to the dinner!!

You will have mail soon too ;)

no mention of who kissed who?

:Graucho

great to meet you Dan....goodtimes:thumbsup

"no mention of who kissed who?"



What happens at the conventions stays at the conventions:winkwink:

Great to meet you Dan! Hopefully I can make it back to Surfer's Paradise & hit Billy's one of these days. :)

It was nice to meet you as well Dan...Thanks again for buying me the lap dance bro :glugglug

Evil Dan... was great to meet you finally mate! :)

Loved the Manilla stories too! :winkwink:

Hahaha, sherie, so very true, but I heard there are pics... oh wait, I might have seen some in the airport today ;)

Nice helmet you modelled.

not with me around
remember i had the camera that works in low light with no flash


pix coming soon...........

DAN!! Awesome times bro! I wish I coulda stayed to party with you one more night.

Don't forget that hand shake bro!

Can't wait to do it up again man!

OD

i enjoyed meeting you dan and hanging with you

Dan,

You are my new rolemodel.

:thumbsup

Baby, the helmet was killer and so was your participation on the panel. You are one sexy mofo and I hope I see you in LA. :glugglug

My thoughts EXACTLY!

Hahaha!

:1orglaugh

yes it was nice meeting u in the limo ! wow what a sexy accent u got there !

Ruh roh!! LOL

MM must be worried huh? hahaha

I know my mouth is clean! muhwahahahaha

Dan - I think there was an ice shortage in Canada once we left :1orglaugh

Taking today easy so that I can recover and collect my memories of what all we did. So much in so little time. Can't wait to do it all again :thumbsup

Dan, I enjoyed talking with you as well.

How did the Canada challenge go? :winkwink:

you have no idea
hit me up on icq if you want to work out some kind of deal

:1orglaugh

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Unless there are pics of it on FUBAR. :Graucho

it was great meeting you Dan!!!

the helmet was a great addition to your outfit on Friday...:thumbsup

LOL like I said my mouth is clean!! I didn't kiss anyone! LOL

Well I just don't think it was caught on film:winkwink:

Thanks for the Pizza after the cambie and limo rides Evil Dan

Oh yeah.. that Hawaiian pizza we stopped for was fucking awesome. I hadn't eaten since noon so I was dying for something good and we got lucky.

Gday everyone

Sorry for not getting back on line sooner, but I have been in Denver with SEGuru and Brandy doing some great business, and I am now just getting to read all your sensational responses

It really sounds like we all had an amazing time in Vancouver, and I PROMISE YOU ALL, that we will do it all again, and a whole lot more in Vegas this January. BTW - I will be having a non stop suite party over the whole Internext event, so keep your ear out for that destination. Much Evilness will transpire - Muahaha

Also FYI - I am moving to West Hollywood for the whole month of January 2004, so I plan on doing some big things in very fun and Evil ways. If you want to get some Evil with me, give me a holler (dan at evildan dot net). We can talk business too if you really want, but please limit those conversations to a maximum of 5 minutes - lol

You know, I truly love this industry, because you all are the best people I have ever met.

Carpe Diem

evil dan

Agghhh - didnt do it

Something else happened at the show that has exploded my thoughts on reaching that ultimate peak of ...... well you know ;-)

Vancouver was amazing in soooooo many ways I cant really explain

If your ever at Billy's, and want to get wild and evil - just give me a holler on dan at evildan dot net and I will handle the rest ;-)

Surfers Paradise Partying is always the blast of blasts

It's pronounced "How YOU doin'" and it seems to work really well in Canada. She was indeed really really hot though. I should probably call her.

:angel

You know I have to see that photo shoot now (WITHOUT your bouncing ball sack please) :ugone2far

And I thought I was a sick mofo

And Cyn, are you suggesting either of us are Angels.... Me doent think so - Muahaha

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Great seeing you, Dan....:)

You looked fabulous in your Mad Max head gear...but, what's this I hear about a rose up your arse?

HI there Mate .. Glad to hear alol went well for ya in Colorado ...
I'll never forget the great time and wonderful friends I met and made in Van .. to all of them " I love you, Man"

Evil Dan .,. you will for ever be my mate .. Oh boyt whatch these homophobes go ape crazy on this post now .. LOL

BTW I'[m one of the many that kissed ED and I'm not afraid to talk about it in a public forum ... And I;'ll do it again ... :Kissmy


:throwup

BTW I:m Still IN van and will be at my PC thursday at 3ish ..

Evil Dan! FUCK OFF FUCK OFFF hahahah


For those who were sitting around us at the Cambie and Dan was telling the story about me shooting a load onto the back of his head hahahahahhahahhahahh I thought I was going to die!

Dan it was great meeting you! Thanks for everything you were....an absolute doll...albeit an evil doll but you know what I mean! :Graucho

Dan, I think you are one of the most outstanding guy i have met in a long time.

Stay Gold Mate ... But learn how to spell my fucking name ... It's JMan and not jayman, he's the other one with the beard LMAO ;-)

Love ya bro.

Dan,

You crack me up!!! It was great to meet you. I'm glad you had a great time with Guru, and Brandy....great people.

See you in Vegas.

Diva

:glugglug Cheers!

Ya know...I'll not forget looking thru the peep hole of my hotel door and seeing what looked like a Jedi in his speeder helmet!

Funny as shit to open your door to a big ass aussie wearing this Star Wars hat!

I about pissed myself!

Who luvs ya Dan?

The doors at Chateau Babin' are always open to you mate!

Travel safe and be safe!

Hey You!

We got to take a little Evil home with us!!!! I hope you have a great rest of your trip. Guru and I are a little worse for the wear, however, we wouldn't trade in a moment of the memories......We had a great time!