When I used to smoke pot!!
 

I was seious as a heart attack!!!!!! LMAO


Dear Sirs,


I am writing you to tell you about my plan. On May 01, 2000 I will begin my journey to travel cross country via Go-ped starting from my hometown of Ft Lauderdale, Florida and successfully ending at San Diego, California. My travels will be equipped with the finest Go-ped mechanic team this side of the Pacific. Keeping in mind I will be traveling through the desert climate I will be well equipped with to accommodate any treacherous weather conditions. In my search of history I have never before heard or known anyone to attempt this noble feat, which is exactly why I feel this would most interest your corporation.
I am in need of sponsors. And in return would be willing to endorse your product to the fullest. The route I will be taking is?I plan on traveling 90 miles per day.
I have many sponsors already for example, Evian Water, Joe Weirder, Gatorade, Red Bull, Coppertone, Butterfinger, The Tom Green Show, Wrigley?s, Power Bar, Vans, Billabong, MTV, Sony Walkman, MCI, 1-800-collect, Chap Stick, Nike, Kodak, Zig Zag, Marlboro, Preparation H, Texaco, BC Surf, The Zoo Health Club, Dunkin Donuts, MacDonald?s, Tums, Speed Stick, GNC, Allstate Insurance, Sony (camcorder)
Please respond to this letter with the amount you are willing to donate or the products, which you are willing to donate. All proceeds will go towards the funding of this trip.
We will keep you immediately posted with the progress of this trip via website?
The trip will be recorded in its entirety Photography, video camcorder. Any suggestions or comments are appreciated. We look forward to hearing from you!!! BT

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he got all this free shit, got stoned and traded it to the weed dealer, got fuckin zooted, said fuck that trip and joined TCG

You should have asked an English speaker or a spell checker for a little help.

Funny stuff :1orglaugh

By the way, what does BT stand for? :winkwink:

I don't think they had spell checker on that planet I was writing on but It sure looked right!!!!:1orglaugh

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Did u really get all those comapnies to sponsor you?

Hell I will do it for enough cash!

I put way to much money in my go-ped's..

I first got one when I was 14ish

Now almost 20 I have one still.


K&N filter Rocket Key 3rd bearing support .850 long drive spindle HP CARB. 31 MPH

From a stock ped at 20 it flys!

Behind tester.
Brain tormentor.
Blast teqeual.
BEEN THERE.
Big Talker.
Big testicles.
Big time.
Big tities.
Bump tracer.
Bong toker.
Barbituate taker.
Bank teller.
Bald tiger.
Baby tester.
Big thing.
Beef tamale.
Big trojan.
Beer taster.
Bronco tailgater.
Big testosterone.
BIG TWAT.
BLEACH TEETH.
BOOTY TOUCHER.
BEER TECHNICIAN.

Get me everything I need and I will show up in Vegas 2004 internext!!@! "make no mistake about it, baby!!"

Butt Tounger.

:eek7 Oh my Gawd

Every time I see BT

Reminds me of Black Thorn that game rocked!

Funny story !! :1orglaugh

My thoughts as well :)
WG

BLAH BLAH SHILL =BT 'S BULLSHIT
SOUNDS GOOD NEXT GOOF!:321GFY

WHAT DOES "BT" STAND FOR YOU ASK?
IT STANDS FOR BULLSHIT THROWING!
ANOTHER FRAUDSTER!

what no blunts and lighters

wtf LOL :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Am I the only one here that owns a Go - Ped :)

I don't even know what a Go-Ped is... is it anything like a Moped? Cause I used to have a Honda moped :)

:rasta

I wanna get a vespa scooter and try and get it up to 60mph. If I can figure out how to put nitrous on that mother I will. Phear.

I drove the harley out in 2000 that we gave away at the show..... Action walks and bullshit talks!@!!!! jive turkey!!!

Breath Taker:1orglaugh

why stop smoking pot

http://www.goped.com/images/Products.../1-growped.gif

:helpme

WTF where do you sit? :eek7

Is that another one of your toys Furious_Male? :Graucho

you wanna travel cross country via Go-ped. You made that decision straight?

No that was his plan when he was still smoking weed :1orglaugh

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by lock
you wanna travel cross country via Go-ped. You made that decision straight? [/QUOTI

No, I was high as balls........ My mom made the trip on a kick and Go instead!!! She is 6'2 490lbs She cashed in on all the sponsors!! Her biggest sponsor was BK drive thru. "Cuss she likes the whopper fuk the big Mac........ " LMAO

who do you think you are?

I felt like using my brain!!!:Graucho

No offense to any men or women that ride those things but umm No that is not one of my toys. Its a fucking scooter with an engine on it. I see the kids around here buzzing around on those things all the time.

I guess it would be cool for a college student needing to cruise around campus. Or a stoned account rep to travel across the country.

smart:thumbsup

shit i thought pot helped enhance brain power or atleast for some, damit i must be confused.

Answer your mails and check your icq BT you lazy bastard ...tskk tskk

Bastard=yes Lazy=No I do more stuff by 9 am then you prob. do in a day... Now what seems to be your problem besides me taking off for the weekend?:winkwink:

So you stand on them? :eek7

You 2 sound like husband and wife!!!:Graucho

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I inhanced my appetite. I ate my food like a pit bull with other pit bulls around!!! :evil-laug

You brutal :1orglaugh