thanks to shemp i am now a millionaire
 

http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...ight=ocarin a

shemp showed me the magic to develop super sites in one fell swoop.Now whenever i want traffic,i play the skin flute and millions of hits flow like magic..thanks dad!

its the very least a father can do for his son....
http://www.shemp.com/graph.gif

Hey Shemp... =)

Long time, hows life bud?

:glugglug

believe it or not, I save all of our father and son talks...in hopes of making one giant adult industry bible =)

Life is good DrewKole...
i was at a webmaster summit in Vancouver this weekend :)

Mmmm, Vancouver... nice nice.

I miss it much...

Glad to hear you're doing good. =)

That is a great pic ... :thumbsup

Ya, this conference was pretty close to my home, i could drive there and there were no customs/immigration problems.
As long as i avoid planes and airports, im good :)

That thread makes me want to go spank it to naked Zelda pictures.

While you were up there, I was in Mexico, so... They weren't as nice...

Had a fun time explaining my dive knives, and why I had a carryon that looked big enough to house alot of weaponry..

See the pics I posted?

nice

:glugglug

Shemp is MMmmmmmarvelous ,
we had nice brunch / dinner tonite :thumbsup

you're a great dinner date ;)
despite the fact your boyfriend was there.

The formula is even more simple than that...

Girls <-$-> Boys

I was heartbroken to hear you had a BF. Well hurmph, I am cheating on YOU now. :1orglaugh

I was lucky enough to meet Shemp in Van. He's a great guy plus a terrific BBQer! :girl

Girls $ - Boys $ ->> $$$SEB$$$

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Ya, when i cook everything tastes the same, hehe
It was nice to meet you too :)

sigh :girl

me too :)

dads thread always make me feel funny inside :)

funny haha or funny funny? :eek7

i dunno,and thats what scares me :limpwrist

my posts are never gay, always sensitive, there is a fine line there

nice pic , made it yourself?

noway, i cant figure it out.

I also had the privilege of meeting Shemp this weekend. My world is a bigger and brighter place now. He has shown me weird and wonderful things, and I am in debt to him.

All hail Shemp! :)

weird being the key word here :winkwink:
it was a pleasure meeting you, Elli

Ok, you're supposed to be in bed by now. Can't I ever get the last word around here? :)

im upset, i wanted to go to that porn dinner sponsored by an ice cream company.

dear mr .Shemp,iff you ever feel the urge to adopt a son,please let me know.I'm looking for a nice loving father:Graucho

I know Shemp, I'm cheesed about it, too. Ice Cream is one of my favouritest things. :)

cool :thumbsup

Hiya Shemp have you signed my adoption papers yet?
BBQ`s In Australia are magnificent.
You need some of that blade steak.
Cook it quick seal the flavour.
Have a good one
Cheers

lol

I learnt more from the Shemp than anyone else that weekend.He needs to put on seminar! he is the Jedi

get your own dad dammit! he loves me!

This is true, weve been tight since the DNA results were confirmed :)

:Graucho

Hey shemp need a new adopted son ?


:Graucho

back in 1998 i told you to follow this chart...

http://www.shemp.com/graph.gif

I took your advice and placed little ads in newspapers all over the country.

Very nice from u Shemp:glugglug

:1orglaugh