Is Anyone Else up and Bored?
 

Geez, Cam is slow this time of morning, and I'm bored to death, someone entertain me or tell me something nice and juicy....

:Graucho

show me your tits and I will

honey I would, but don't have any photos of them left, i got rid of them......

yes

if it makes u happy,im shooting bukakke to Jamiroquai

:(

mmmmmmm, tempting, you naughty boy!

thanks :Graucho

How is it possible to be a cam girl and not have pics of yourself? Candice do you have any messenger programs you use?

now that might be interesting when he tells about it in an MTV interview!!!! :thumbsup

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

I'm getting on an airplane in 3 hours to spend 2 weeks in Missouri with the fucking in-laws. It doesn't get anymore entertaining than that.

Bored just now, but got a crazy night planned so looking forward to it... :winkwink:

Donald E. Knuth

There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn't know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the finest room and starts going up the stairs with his female donkey. The manager sees him and asks where he's going with his donkey.
"Anywhere I go, she goes."
"I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you can't take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we'll take good care of her." So Bozo goes up to his room and opens the door. Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesn't want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor. The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was.
''Great!'' replied Bozo. ''How much do I have to pay?'' he asks.
''One thousand dollars for the food.''
''But I haven't touched the food."
''It was right there, so you should have. Two thousand dollars for the TV."
''But I didn't even know how to turn the damn thing on!''
''It was there, so you should have. Five thousand for sleeping on the bed."
''But I slept on the floor!''
''It was there. Your total is eight thousand dollars."
''You owe me ten thousand dollars for screwing my donkey.''
''But sir, I didn't screw your donkey.''
''It was there. You should have!''

oh honey, i pity you, good luck!

:(

One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.

The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.

The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."

''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.

The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"

The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."

The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''

Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''

emergency on planet earth

Made me laugh out loud, thanks!!!!!!! :)

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

Same here... can't wait!

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery.
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"

Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.'

This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age.

A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.

"Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've fallen."

The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!"

:) :) :)

i just don't like posting pics for attention....

i'm not ugly, just not vain....



:)

thank you, Candice, nice tits!
;-))

http://www.amateursweb.com/slideshow...donated071.jpg

I'd lick it

you can lick it, but you gotta shave it first...
after you buy my SHAVING LICENSE and pay me 2% from the gross ROYALTIES!

http://www.amateursweb.com/slideshow...donated075.jpg

Thanks Candice. My In-Laws make the Bundy's look civilized.

get in line!

http://www.amateursweb.com/slideshow...donated078.jpg

:1orglaugh

Serge, you suck, my tits will never look like that!!!



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:1orglaugh

I suck?????

Sweety, it looks more like you do it in this pic...



http://www.amateursweb.com/slideshow...donated078.jpg

that's my dick btw

we know that...mine is 4 inches bigger
;-))))

BTW, Candice, are you still bored????
;-)))

:( refer me to a penis pill sponsor

Sorry wildman, you know that was a mistake, i didn't mean you suck, for that anyway...just serge....



:1orglaugh

are you trying to seduce me?????

it will be quite some time before i am even interested in seducing a man darling, i'm too busy

:Graucho

:1orglaugh

with what? you look so serene....

http://www.wyldesites.com/atlantis/atlantis019.jpg

Serge, no, not bored anymore, gotta shower and meet the family for brunch, thank god for makeup, i worked all night...however, i know where to come when i am bored now, geez, you guys are so silly!!! Have a great Saturday!!!!!!!




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