Entertain me
 

it's late and I'm sick. and bored.

That's enough entertainment right there.

:thefinger

huh? why hasn't anyone thought of making NyQuil taste less gnarly?

let's see some tits, then I got a great joke for you...

let me help you out

1) down a bottle
2) sit on the toilet

and we'll see you in the morning.

what's the joke?

toilet? wrong kind of sick. i have a cold.

fuck its almost 4 am

that's not how it works sweetie...

i don't have any tit pics of me.

Do you not understand?

I thought numbering the steps would be enough. Are you a fucking idiot?

Did you complete step 1 before moving on to step 2?

Didn't think so.

1. Drink the fucking bottle < first
2. Sit on the fucking toilet < second

and we'll see you later this afternoon.

There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I want a motercycle helmet." And he got his wish.

The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female." And he got his wish.

The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet." And he got his wish.

The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.

It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."

My computer is like Britney Spears; cheap, white, and plastic.

Entertain you?

http://www.bet.com if you want fucking entertainment.

What the fuck do we look like here, a bunch of god damn comedians?

Do you think because it's late, you're sick and bored that it's our fucking problem? That's YOUR fucking problem... why don't you log the fuck off, and get some sleep.

Then you won't be bored or feeling sick you dimwit.

Either down the bottle and find the toilet
Log the fuck off and goto sleep

Or SHUT THE FUCK UP

There was a man sunbathing on a beach naked. A girl came along and pointed to his dingly dangly and asked, "what is that?" He replied, "It's my bird!"
She ran away to play in the sand cheerfully. The man fell asleep. zZzZzZz. Later he woke up in hospital with pain around his groin. He did not know what had gone wrong. He thought back maybe the girl might know, so once he was out of the hospital he asked her.

She replied, "I played with the bird and it spat at me so I cracked its neck, broke its eggs, and burnt its nest."

someone got their panties in a bunch

I'm a comedian

Alright, so scratch that idea

hehe, gracias.

no

here is my last post of the night...

Beautiful:thumbsup

wildcard is my new best friend. the jokes are great.

:GFYBand

6AM EST, at least IMO, is not time for entertainment. ITs time for asprin V8 and some work.... now get cracking. Fuckers.

thanks, it's cool to be your best friend.

it's only 3 on the west coast. i just got home an hour ago. (i know sick girls shouldn't party, but come on! i gotta run the site)

I always party when I'm sick.

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

I party at the stupidest times. last night i was way sicker, i didn't study at all for the midterm i had this morning and I was fucking trashed. goodtimes.

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.

"I can't wear your trousers." she said.

"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"

She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."

sounds good. btw, is that you on the pics of your site?

This girl is cute.

http://www.wildpartyschool.com/images/0002/view-4.jpg

I'm in some of them. I'm kelly, you can find me on the contact page

yeah, was looking at that pic too

I love pickle-eating-girls

If i remember that party correctly, that pickle girl was a bitchy girlfriend of a campus rent a cop.

oh ok, nevermind, I hate her.

Wildcard, you're wonderful. ICQ me!

:1orglaugh

I know :) Just added you to my list

well thanks to all who participated in entertaining me. feel free to post more jokes for me to read later, but now, i sleep. g'nite kids!!