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omg!!! ok so i tried the relationship thing.....urghhhh!!! nothing but a headache. please is there a secret i need to know?? cosmos tricks are fun but is sex gonna keep a real man??

how old are you? 12?

What happened?

Try Teen Magazine. Sex is for adults.

I sense a disturbance in the Force.

Tricks are for kids, Cosmo ain't got nothin on me. Imagination, desire, and loving to make your partners eyes roll into the back of their head. Thats what you should seek.:thumbsup

ok ok so i'm going about it all wrong.....teen mag. huh??

go back to lava life :321GFY :321GFY

lmao....ok i admit i'm on the rebound, looking for revenge....:drinkup

I belive in the my 3 F Myth "F"'ind them "F"uck them "F"or get them. Seems to work for me.

um, i thought only virgins could be dumped in volcanos?

balling my eyes out......:(

you lo ve life

don't be a dick...com'on havent you ever wanted just to bitch cause someone pissed you off ?? don't act your too good to be an ass every once in a while...unless your just unfortunatley an ASS in general...:Kissmy

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Have female friends who you can fuck but still remain friends with. No annoying shit of relationships, no nagging, just regular fun friend stuff, and sex when either one of you is horny. :thumbsup

Oh Jeez, sorry to hear that so go and cry your eyes out, cry all you want. Tomorrow get a pedicure, and a massage. Lifes a damn sonofabitch to get through when love doesn't workout. Just take it easy for now.
:2 cents:

Ok look I'm going to let you in on a little secret that cosmo isn't allowed to print due to legal / papal reasons.

It's called...

>>> FRIENDS AND FOGHORNS!

First you need to go out and make as many female friends as possible. And HOT.. they have to be super hot. And I'm not just talking one or two or four... maybe 10, 12, BUT A MINIMUM of 10.

On the way home with your new friends, grab one of those "foghorn in a can" things from the grocery store or a sporting good store.


>>> HOME SWEET HOME!

Ok so now you're back home. Take all your new friends and have them get undressed & have them hide in your (walk in?) closet. Now lure your boyfriend/hustband/whatever up to the bedroom for "sex as usual".

Now, right as he is trying to "accidentally" slip it in your ass and whining about how "you never want to do anal", BLOW THE FOGHORN and have your newfound naked freinds charge out of the closet and jump on the bed chanting "ORGY! ORGY! ORGY!".... then have an orgy and he's yours forever.


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This is great advice. I might have to use this next time my girlfriend is trying to get me to stick it in her ass.

go find yourself a nice sexy goat.

wish i never opened this

what?

jerk off a while i know a great porn site

i don't even understand what i was getting at.....:glugglug

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watch porn movies often, keeps yourself handy:thumbsup

:321GFY fucking newbie

:ticking ?

hehehe Never heard that one but ima start using it form now on:321GFY

Relationships suck ass. Young, free and single rules!

its fun when girlfriends suck boyfriends off

you owe me three minutes ......


want the secret to a happy relationship

give a good blow job.....makes a guy happier than hearing Kathie Lee Gifford is miserable

stop trying to win someone over with sex.

Spam!:321GFY

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jDoG

Yes, most of the posters here at GFY are experts at pleasing a man. :1orglaugh