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NaughtyJenn 10-22-2003 01:33 PM

let me goto the store and get a big can of spam

voodooman 10-22-2003 01:39 PM

I'll take 2.

Juicy D. Links 10-22-2003 01:41 PM

Nice another fly by night BP operation I ownder how many GFYrs will fall for this

hostey_com 10-22-2003 01:42 PM

Jenn you're fucking hot, what do you need? anything I'll do it for u...

Juicy D. Links 10-22-2003 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by hostey_com
Jenn you're fucking hot, what do you need? anything I'll do it for u...

Before or after you take her money and run?

NaughtyJenn 10-22-2003 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hostey_com
Jenn you're fucking hot, what do you need? anything I'll do it for u...
make all your hosts promote my system lol

NaughtyJenn 10-22-2003 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks



Before or after you take her money and run?

lol

Amputate Your Head 10-22-2003 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks



Before or after you take her money and run?

a contract would prevent that.

oh wait..... I forgot. contracts are meaningless.

NaughtyJenn 10-22-2003 01:49 PM

first he wouldnt get a penny from me.. no idea where ur getting this from but imma leave this before drama hits :)

hostey_com 10-22-2003 01:52 PM

Well what should I do? Give free hosting and then charge after you are satisfyed?

Adultnet 10-22-2003 01:55 PM

:ak47: hostey_com Go and fuck your self

PornDiscounts-V 10-22-2003 01:55 PM

Thanks, but I get that for $7 right now... The hosting, not the facial experience...

Juicy D. Links 10-22-2003 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


a contract would prevent that.

oh wait..... I forgot. contracts are meaningless.

AMP thats not true solid contracts are. Contracts where you meet in attorneys offcies , both parties are there with witness and so on. But your right they are meaningless as the person who threatens you with them in certain situations :Graucho

Smegma 10-22-2003 02:00 PM

lol... now that's just funny.

hostey_com 10-22-2003 02:01 PM

$7.00??? Please let me know where, it will be cheaper than having my own servers! :)

NaughtyJenn 10-22-2003 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by hostey_com
Well what should I do? Give free hosting and then charge after you are satisfyed?
you can offer free shit still aint gonna get me.. sorry rather be with a company that will be around more than 1month... best of luck though

Amputate Your Head 10-22-2003 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks


AMP thats not true solid contracts are. Contracts where you meet in attorneys offcies , both parties are there with witness and so on. But your right they are meaningless as the person who threatens you with them in certain situations :Graucho

oh really? So you're saying a signed contract is worthless unless you sign it in an attorney's office?

wow..... well, that opens up all kinds of new possibilities. Mortgage docs, car loan papers, taxes, etc..... none of them signed in an attorney's office. Guess we're ALL off the hook. Thanks man. I had no idea. Luckily for us gfyer's we have this new information now from our resident keyboard lawyer. The rest of the world are just a bunch of sucka's.


but not here juicy... not here. Out of respect for this spammer and his thread.

Juicy D. Links 10-22-2003 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


oh really? So you're saying a signed contract is worthless unless you sign it in an attorney's office?

wow..... well, that opens up all kinds of new possibilities. Mortgage docs, car loan papers, taxes, etc..... none of them signed in an attorney's office. Guess we're ALL off the hook. Thanks man. I had no idea. Luckily for us gfyer's we have this new information now from our resident keyboard lawyer. The rest of the world are just a bunch of sucka's.


but not here juicy... not here. Out of respect for this spammer and his thread.

AMP I understand your position and so on . Your entitled to your opinion although it is biased do to your job position. But your opinion is repected,

NaughtyJenn 10-22-2003 02:08 PM

soooo how bout those maple leafs

Amputate Your Head 10-22-2003 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks


AMP I understand your position and so on . Your entitled to your opinion although it is biased do to your job position. But your opinion is repected,

ROFL.... what does YOUR signed contract with Ray, or this nonsense about signing in an attorney's office have to do with MY job position? I'm graphics dude. Not contract law or hosting or anything else. You've been reading "Labret's Board One-Liners & Fallback Plans For Dummies" again.

NaughtyJenn 10-22-2003 02:10 PM

dont make me flash my tits to jump subject.. no drama

Juicy D. Links 10-22-2003 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


ROFL.... what does YOUR signed contract with Ray, or this nonsense about signing in an attorney's office have to do with MY job position? I'm graphics dude. Not contract law or hosting or anything else. You've been reading "Labret's Board One-Liners & Fallback Plans For Dummies" again.

AMP as I said earlier he can feel free to send me to collections offer was always there.

And second you really dont have all the details and if i did divulge them the drama would have ended on page 1 yesterday.

But again your entitled to your opinion.

buddyjuf 10-22-2003 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
dont make me flash my tits to jump subject.. no drama

I wouldnt mind that option :Graucho

Amputate Your Head 10-22-2003 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks


AMP as I said earlier he can feel free to send me to collections offer was always there.

And second you really dont have all the details and if i did divulge them the drama would have ended on page 1 yesterday.

But again your entitled to your opinion.

I'll take that as a translation to:

"It has nothing to do with your job, I just needed to try and divert attention from the dumb thing I said about signing contracts in attorney's offices by pointing a finger and crying "Bias!" because it's all I could think of that had a chance of working. Now I'm going to use the ol' tried and true You-don't-have-all-the-details failsafe because there's no way it can be disputed."


and that's good enough for me. I'm out.

Lensman 10-22-2003 02:24 PM

Amp, let's drop this Juicy debate. Old news.

NaughtyJenn 10-22-2003 02:24 PM

sure he can jump in and people shut up... lol j/k


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