Can you guess who i am?
 

few details to help ...

I am mad at the world. I dont really know why, but im not afraid to show it!

I wear flashy clothes you wouldnt see normal people wearing.

I have 2 9mm hand guns, and hold them sideways for better aim. I pose with them frequently.

If you look at me wrong, you will die! I am not the guy to be messing around with!

My posse rolls 40,000 heads strong.

I am not seen with women unless they are 3/4 naked, and know how to vibrate their ass. They also must dance constantly.

I am the most evil motherfucker alive.

Although i am somewhat educated, i refuse to speak proper english. Instead i will use something called ebonics, because it makes me look cool.

I do not smile, I do not laugh. I only stare, as if im ready to shoot you.

I have been shot at more times than the US Army, just shows you how tough i am!

When i make love to a women, she is never the same. I make her toes curl. Most women want to invite all their friends into the hottub with me.

you dont want none of this.

I am filthy rich. That is why i have $600k cars, and tons of ice, and a huge home. I have more money than god.

mess with me, and die .... first i will stare at you, then i will aim my 9mm at you sideways, then my 400,000 pissed off brotha's will come screaming out of the hills and rip you apart.



Now .... who am I ?

half the board.

some jew?

Well it's not me!

toodamnfli?

a moron?

a fucking moron

grogan?

:1orglaugh

no way man,im not a jew

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh That's a good answer, I was thinking the same thing!

jDoG

I'm guessing some g'ed up rapstar wannabe... nobody in adult has 40,000 homies.

i think its a ese at a bar mitzvah

out of that entire block of exxagerations, that's the one that stood out as unusual to you.... lol

The guy who looks in our dumpsters sometimes?

I am jarjar

Serge Oprano?

59cent

was thinking same thing, lol

ding! :warning

dong?

Who's there?

Sounds like Sean Puff Daddy Puffy P. Diddy What-the-fuck-ever-his-name-is-this-week Combs

:1orglaugh

eminem?

.http://www.angelfire.com/movies/Godz...mallowman1.jpg

All the adult webmasters smooshed together into one giant webmaster

snoop dogg?

HAHAHAA

Probably Ali G

:glugglug

Somebody that a pale flabby white boy webmaster wants to emulate and is jealous of...

triple 6

Bill Clinton?

This is so easy...

http://www.sicklisa.com/Mother.jpg

this is a hard one - sounds like a combo of several rappers. My guess is "50 Diddy"

Al Sharpton

wtf?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Saddam Hussein?

fiddy pennies

not sure he has 40,000 friends anymore lol

beat me to it.

I'm mad at the world, had it with girls, frustrated... ran to the bus stop, just made it. Ready to drop bombs on any muther fucka with a nice suit n' a watch on.

oussama

no heh