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-=HOAX=- 10-21-2003 02:37 PM

Now I've done it...I'm infatuated with the content...
 
*sigh*

I recently happened upon this girl...

http://www.socalgallery.com/galleries/bwb/Gall33/5.jpg


from a socal hosted gallery..
http://www.socalgallery.com/gallerie.../gall.php?4771

I do believe I'm totally infatuated...

Now I know she's got some strange man diddling in her hoohaah, but I can look past that...besides he's got a small weiner.
http://www.socalgallery.com/galleries/bwb/Gall33/13.jpg

So if anyone can arrange for this young vixen to be awaiting me in my suite in vegas, I'll gladly sign over my financial security.

Additionally I think its important to note that I'd gladly insert the pinky finger of my left hand into the whirling blades of a late 60's model aluminum bladed desk fan for an hour alone with her panty drawer.

If that's not enough, I'll state for the record that I would happily let a large armenian man slap my wet scrotum with a wooden spoon until I was rendered sterile, for just one of her empty deodorant containers.

Donny 10-21-2003 02:38 PM

this thread makes baby jesus laugh

TDF 10-21-2003 02:40 PM

all i see is green

Mogulman 10-21-2003 02:40 PM

Jesus - she's cute and all, but volunteering the functions of a testical for a little romp w/ her...that's a bit much.

-=HOAX=- 10-21-2003 02:44 PM

Ok...maybe offering up the productivity of my manlihood is a bit far...but I could get to that point.


OK, I'd dive face first onto a dry slip and slide made of 20 grit sandpaper for the chance to snort her toenail shavings.

Fletch XXX 10-21-2003 02:50 PM

<img src=http://www.socalgallery.com/galleries/bwb/Gall33/9.jpg border="1">

i wouldnt fuck this girl with Kobe's DICK!

Tera 10-21-2003 02:50 PM

I see your doing well, my dear, up to your same ole antics :1orglaugh

YOU SICK FUCK

brand0n 10-21-2003 02:51 PM

shes not all that bro

-=HOAX=- 10-21-2003 03:01 PM

Hmmmm...any girl that will readily accept washable nontoxic crayola markers in her rectum is perfect for a weekend romp in Las Vegas.

The innocence in the face and the droopy perk of her boobs does it for me.

That's the kind of girl who could possibly survive me, livid on PCP, rampaging about a prestigous hotel suite, desperately seeking to brutally penetrate every last orifice in her body with a phone handset.

I don't think the head dress or the face paint would phase her either...I could get her all whacked on pain meds and tranquilizers, and then go to work on her.

Later that evening we could wash up...go to a club, have a few drinks and mingle with some webmasters, all the while they'd think, "wow...hoax has a sweet little number on his arm, she's quiet too".

Never knowing of the drug fueled, primordial, ritualistic sodomy that I'm subjecting her to each and every evening.







Or we could just meet for drinks, and maybe I could buy her dinner.

Dawgy 10-21-2003 03:05 PM

http://www.staples.com/images/produc...825778_std.jpg

jonasty 10-21-2003 03:21 PM

you're drug addled visions of sick hotel room anal sport-fucking this little vixen just made my day. thanks.

WebTitan 10-21-2003 03:38 PM

boy, i must be missing something with her...she is cute, but THAT cute?

-=HOAX=- 10-21-2003 03:41 PM

There's no accounting for taste. You have yours, I have mine.

serious 10-21-2003 03:49 PM

i love her face and tits

socalcash 10-21-2003 06:22 PM

Hoax,

Anything can be arranged for webmasters that push socalcash!

laura 10-21-2003 08:14 PM

this thread makes me laugh !!!

what do you want to know about her!?

laura 10-21-2003 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-


Now I know she's got some strange man diddling in her hoohaah, but I can look past that...besides he's got a small weiner.
http://www.socalgallery.com/galleries/bwb/Gall33/13.jpg


his weiner is not small by any means!
take that comment back and i will see if he cant hook something up for the two of you ... they are very good friends

Ice 10-21-2003 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Hmmmm...any girl that will readily accept washable nontoxic crayola markers in her rectum is perfect for a weekend romp in Las Vegas.

The innocence in the face and the droopy perk of her boobs does it for me.

That's the kind of girl who could possibly survive me, livid on PCP, rampaging about a prestigous hotel suite, desperately seeking to brutally penetrate every last orifice in her body with a phone handset.

I don't think the head dress or the face paint would phase her either...I could get her all whacked on pain meds and tranquilizers, and then go to work on her.

Later that evening we could wash up...go to a club, have a few drinks and mingle with some webmasters, all the while they'd think, "wow...hoax has a sweet little number on his arm, she's quiet too".

Never knowing of the drug fueled, primordial, ritualistic sodomy that I'm subjecting her to each and every evening.







Or we could just meet for drinks, and maybe I could buy her dinner.


Your too funny :1orglaugh :thumbsup

LadyMischief 10-21-2003 08:25 PM

I think Hoax likes her/

Spunky 10-21-2003 08:56 PM

Agreed...I love chicks with Glasses...something about that is arousing :glugglug

laura 10-21-2003 08:58 PM

here you go HOAX
http://www.softfocusproductions.com/hot01.jpg

Martin 10-21-2003 08:59 PM

:1orglaugh

grogan 10-21-2003 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
There's no accounting for taste. You have yours, I have mine.
your an ugly chicks dream.

grogan 10-21-2003 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by socalcash
Anything can be arranged for webmasters that push socalcash!
Alrite what the hell, I'll take laura. :winkwink:

EZRhino 10-21-2003 09:32 PM

Dont get hooked on your own product, now you've done it.

irishfury 10-21-2003 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Hmmmm...any girl that will readily accept washable nontoxic crayola markers in her rectum is perfect for a weekend romp in Las Vegas.

The innocence in the face and the droopy perk of her boobs does it for me.

That's the kind of girl who could possibly survive me, livid on PCP, rampaging about a prestigous hotel suite, desperately seeking to brutally penetrate every last orifice in her body with a phone handset.

I don't think the head dress or the face paint would phase her either...I could get her all whacked on pain meds and tranquilizers, and then go to work on her.

Later that evening we could wash up...go to a club, have a few drinks and mingle with some webmasters, all the while they'd think, "wow...hoax has a sweet little number on his arm, she's quiet too".

Never knowing of the drug fueled, primordial, ritualistic sodomy that I'm subjecting her to each and every evening.







Or we could just meet for drinks, and maybe I could buy her dinner.


Oh shit wow to funny :1orglaugh

laura 10-21-2003 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by grogan


Alrite what the hell, I'll take laura. :winkwink:

EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

jonesonyou 10-21-2003 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
<img src=http://www.socalgallery.com/galleries/bwb/Gall33/9.jpg border="1">

i wouldnt fuck this girl with Kobe's DICK!


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

-=HOAX=- 10-22-2003 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by laura
this thread makes me laugh !!!

what do you want to know about her!?


I want to know her likes and dislikes, her fears and dreams, her favorite lube.


I want to know what makes her tick, I want to hear her secret desires and I want to know how she'll react when I ask her to slap on a strap on and drill me like I need to be drilled.


I want to know her favorite color, her deepest fantasies, and her tolerance for sleeping pills.

myjah 10-22-2003 09:02 AM

she does have nice, perky tits!

-=HOAX=- 10-22-2003 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by laura
here you go HOAX
http://www.softfocusproductions.com/hot01.jpg


She looks better with glasses and brown hair done up to look nerdy...In fact in the shower this morning, it was pulled up and held with a pencil and she had thick dark rimmed glasses on...oh and she was begging to be humped slowly...At least that the way I saw it with my eyes closed and handfull of conditioner.

Tofu 10-22-2003 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-



I want to know her likes and dislikes, her fears and dreams, her favorite lube.


I want to know what makes her tick, I want to hear her secret desires and I want to know how she'll react when I ask her to slap on a strap on and drill me like I need to be drilled.


I want to know her favorite color, her deepest fantasies, and her tolerance for sleeping pills.

:1orglaugh

LauraLee 10-22-2003 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Hmmmm...any girl that will readily accept washable nontoxic crayola markers in her rectum is perfect for a weekend romp in Las Vegas.

The innocence in the face and the droopy perk of her boobs does it for me.

That's the kind of girl who could possibly survive me, livid on PCP, rampaging about a prestigous hotel suite, desperately seeking to brutally penetrate every last orifice in her body with a phone handset.

I don't think the head dress or the face paint would phase her either...I could get her all whacked on pain meds and tranquilizers, and then go to work on her.

Later that evening we could wash up...go to a club, have a few drinks and mingle with some webmasters, all the while they'd think, "wow...hoax has a sweet little number on his arm, she's quiet too".

Never knowing of the drug fueled, primordial, ritualistic sodomy that I'm subjecting her to each and every evening.







Or we could just meet for drinks, and maybe I could buy her dinner.

i love fear and loathing :winkwink:

-=HOAX=- 10-22-2003 09:17 AM

Yes...that was my HSTesque writing style...love the man...but I've found his philosophy of living and self medication to be the path to utter nirvana, with a side of headache.

Hank_Heartland 10-22-2003 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Hmmmm...any girl that will readily accept washable nontoxic crayola markers in her rectum is perfect for a weekend romp in Las Vegas.

The innocence in the face and the droopy perk of her boobs does it for me.

That's the kind of girl who could possibly survive me, livid on PCP, rampaging about a prestigous hotel suite, desperately seeking to brutally penetrate every last orifice in her body with a phone handset.

I don't think the head dress or the face paint would phase her either...I could get her all whacked on pain meds and tranquilizers, and then go to work on her.

Later that evening we could wash up...go to a club, have a few drinks and mingle with some webmasters, all the while they'd think, "wow...hoax has a sweet little number on his arm, she's quiet too".

Never knowing of the drug fueled, primordial, ritualistic sodomy that I'm subjecting her to each and every evening.







Or we could just meet for drinks, and maybe I could buy her dinner.

Nice boobs...but it must be the glasses:thumbsup

Joesho 10-22-2003 09:22 AM

Laura from Socal is an AWESOME chic...... Thanks Laura for all your help while we were in SD. :thumbsup

-=HOAX=- 10-22-2003 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
Laura from Socal is an AWESOME chic...... Thanks Laura for all your help while we were in SD. :thumbsup

So that's Laura? Or Laura works for socal and posted a picture of the girl?

My mind is racing...

laura 10-22-2003 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-



So that's Laura? Or Laura works for socal and posted a picture of the girl?

My mind is racing...

no no no
i am the one who shoots the content !
i do wear black glasses but i am not a model

Tera 10-22-2003 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-



So that's Laura? Or Laura works for socal and posted a picture of the girl?

My mind is racing...

Laura works for socal and posted a picture of the girl..

Josh, calm down, didn't you get the pics I emailed you? Damn you for not enjoying them :Graucho

laura 10-22-2003 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
Laura from Socal is an AWESOME chic...... Thanks Laura for all your help while we were in SD. :thumbsup
no problem Joe....
it was my pleasure! It was great to meet you guys and i am glad i could show you around a little ...come back to SD anytime

-=HOAX=- 10-22-2003 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tera


Laura works for socal and posted a picture of the girl..

Josh, calm down, didn't you get the pics I emailed you? Damn you for not enjoying them :Graucho


I'm printing them out right now, life size, I'm going to paste them on the bathroom stall and spend an hour filling up the hand cream dispenser.

Joesho 10-22-2003 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-



I'm printing them out right now, life size, I'm going to paste them on the bathroom stall and spend an hour filling up the hand cream dispenser.

I will upload some more pics for you too!!!

-=HOAX=- 10-22-2003 10:48 AM

AWESOME!

You should have shot the girl I started this thread bout...in glasses.

theharvman 10-22-2003 10:53 AM

This chick is kinda of cute!

-=HOAX=- 10-22-2003 11:17 AM

Hell yeah she is...Someone is icqing me her number right now...

laura 10-22-2003 11:21 AM

this better HOAX?
http://atklounge.com/atk-year/hall-f...ly/kelly05.jpg

-=HOAX=- 10-22-2003 11:47 AM

Laura, my saviour...that's wonderful.


MY LOINS ARE STIRRING!

Now how about a few of her with her hair up, peanutbutter on her nipples and an address I can send my soiled panties to written in charcoal on her boobs?

I'll do ya up some nice galleries templates for your affiliates...

-=HOAX=- 10-22-2003 02:48 PM

DO IT NOW!


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