halloween
 

whats everyone gonna be? anyone got any really cool plans laid out already?

i myself will probably get really high, stay at home, and fuck with all the kids coming here to ask for free stuff. i spent a bundle on candy. so i might as well stick around to give it out to the little fuckers.

when i was a kid this one house, the wife would answer the door and be all sweet, and the husband had a big animal mask of soome kind, and he would be on his hands and knees and right as his wife was saying how good your costume looked, the fucker would popup in front of the door growling at you. freaked me out when i was a little kid, maybe ill do the same thing this year.

halloween is retarded

the lil kids get owned by our complex (gates keep all those lil goblins out)

My plans for beg-o-ween this year are the same as every year.

Turn off the lights and stay in the rear of the house. Problem is when I answer the door there is some 18 year old in a wife beater and jeans saying. "You got any candy man?"

Kinda takes the fun out of it.