Criminally unfunny

Scientists have discovered a new element
 

...and it has been named Admistratium.

Admistratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deupty neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of peons.

I like fire, rain and meteor.
sub zero sucks.

this is the opposite of funny