Dumb bitch
 

Just got an authorization request from ICQ. The person did not bother to say WHY I would even consider authorizing them but I did find this in her profile info.....


"My name is Michelle. I love teddybears and walks on the beach. If all you are looking for is sex then don't bother."


WTF else would I want from her? Oh please...Can we cuddle? I just wanna be friends. Fuck that. You are trolling the internet and ICQing random people. Tell me that you are not either a total slut or a whore.

Fucked up phone calls from friends asking for tech support...

Some fucking new GFY moron managed to get added to my ignore list withing 30 posts...

Now this shit.

I need to just walk the fuck away from everyting for the rest of the day.

dude..... you need a vacation.

I'm sober...That's the problem. Well fuck it...I can fix that! :glugglug

take me off your ignore list

Sounds Like your just having a bad day all around.

Take a deep breath and say Fuck it. :winkwink:

No shit huh?

Can't wait for Vancouver, LA, Maui, Vegas, Jamaica.......

Sorry dude that was my fake girl ICQ, of course we can be more than friends.

You are a wise man. :thumbsup

wiseman?

I get these type of requests all the time, most of them have a link to AFF in their profiles which is the idea I believe. To get your aroused, curious and then click the webpage link and bam, spam you.

WG

I say (fuck it) every day. I havn't taken a vacation in about 4 years
Not counting webmaster shows

I give myself a handjob every 4 days

If you were not hooked up with those hookers by the family then you would be doing it every day.

Just take a break bro:thumbsup

SixNine

P.S. Some chick asked me to go to the cinema with her today on ICQ... I bet she was hot.

The family life is good

My Russian neighbor stole my ChickTrick hat. :(

wanna cuddle?

No worries dawg I'll bring you one in B.C.

SixNine

Thanks for the love bro. :thumbsup