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Greg B 10-15-2003 09:28 AM

MIDDLE EAST: More Shit Jumpin' Off???
 
Who the fuck blew up the U.S. diplomatic crew in the Gaza???

This shit just got way too sinister as the news says it was a remote controlled jammie.

I know we're tired of this who-blew-up-who shit from that area as us old timers have been reading and watching and listening for decades but this one is unprecedented.

Stand by boys and girls, looks like it's gonna be a real deal over there soon.

PimpMeNot 10-15-2003 09:38 AM

How studid do you have to be to blow up a convoy bringing a cultural attaché who will assess your children for full tuition college scholarship???

Palestinians have totally lost it. They raise their kids on books where they are taught to hate the Jews and the "Crusading Christians".
83% of all Palestinians thinks it's ok to direct attacks on children and women.
72% of Palestinians thought on 9/11 that the attacks on America were perfectly "OK"
82% of all Palestinians polled wanted to kill all the "Jews"
69% of all Palestinians polled wanted to kill all the "Christians"

89% of all Israeli polled wanted to live in peace.
74% of all Israeli polled agreed that Palestinians should have a country whose borders need to be politically negotiated.
5% of all Israeli polled wanted to "kill" all Palestinians.
&% of all American polled on the same day in the United States wanted to "kill" all Arabs.

Those are simple numbers...
You decide who are the fanatics and who are the "Normal" people.

BigFish 10-15-2003 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PimpMeNot
How studid do you have to be to blow up a convoy bringing a cultural attaché who will assess your children for full tuition college scholarship???

Palestinians have totally lost it. They raise their kids on books where they are taught to hate the Jews and the "Crusading Christians".
83% of all Palestinians thinks it's ok to direct attacks on children and women.
72% of Palestinians thought on 9/11 that the attacks on America were perfectly "OK"
82% of all Palestinians polled wanted to kill all the "Jews"
69% of all Palestinians polled wanted to kill all the "Christians"

89% of all Israeli polled wanted to live in peace.
74% of all Israeli polled agreed that Palestinians should have a country whose borders need to be politically negotiated.
5% of all Israeli polled wanted to "kill" all Palestinians.
&% of all American polled on the same day in the United States wanted to "kill" all Arabs.

Those are simple numbers...
You decide who are the fanatics and who are the "Normal" people.

Watch out!! Any minute now, Webby, Wonton and their crew are going to come along and say that the convoy was actually blown up by the U.S. government in an attempt to generate a legitimate reason to attack Hamas! Additionally, they will also say Bush secretly ordered this plot for a chance to try to escavate for oil under Palestinian territory.

PimpMeNot 10-15-2003 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigFish


Watch out!! Any minute now, Webby, Wonton and their crew are going to come along and say that the convoy was actually blown up by the U.S. government in an attempt to generate a legitimate reason to attack Hamas! Additionally, they will also say Bush secretly ordered this plot for a chance to try to escavate for oil under Palestinian territory.

Wasn't it GWB who ordered JFK's murder ???

Greg B 10-15-2003 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PimpMeNot


Wasn't it GWB who ordered JFK's murder ???

No, it wasn't GWB. If you'ld been up on current events you would

have read the released secret documents from the Warren

Commission that traced the assassin back to an error. The agent

in question was on post to PREVENT an assassination but got

confused. They didn't want the public to know that our own

agents could be that stupid. It all happened because instead of

using regular CIA agents they used a newer agency in it's placed.

The agency was a little known branch of the security council but

the agent who accidently shot JFK was revealed as one

Maxwell Smart, agent #86 of some secret group called

C.O.N.T.R.O.L. When asked how he could have mistaken the

President of the United States as an assassin all he would say was,

" Sorry about that Chief. "

Greg B 10-15-2003 10:12 AM

U.S. Citizens Ordered to Leave Gaza

The Associated Press
Wednesday, October 15, 2003; 9:12 AM


JERUSALEM - U.S. citizens were ordered to leave the Gaza Strip following a deadly attack on a convoy of U.S. diplomats Wednesday, diplomatic sources said.



Three Americans, apparently security guards for diplomats, were killed in the attack near the Palestinian town of Beit Lahiya in the northern Gaza Strip.

Several hours after the bombing, U.S. investigators were attacked by Palestinian stone throwers and sped away as their cars were pelted by rocks.

Diplomats, speaking on condition of anonymity, said U.S. citizens were asked to leave the volatile strip, but details of the order were not immediately available.


? 2003 The Associated Press

directfiesta 10-15-2003 10:31 AM

Not looking good.

Americans have been named by oponents as targets. And the blind political and military support of Israel doesn't help...

More " terrorists " are active in that region than ever, mainly due to the Iraqi situation.

This will never stop.

Goatse 10-15-2003 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PimpMeNot
74% of all Israeli polled agreed that Palestinians should have a country whose borders need to be politically negotiated.

And yet they oppose white people who want to have their own country. Hmmmm.

FATPad 10-15-2003 11:26 AM

Maybe now the Palestinians can be taken care of properly.

12clicks 10-15-2003 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greg B
U.S. Citizens Ordered to Leave Gaza

The Associated Press
Wednesday, October 15, 2003; 9:12 AM


JERUSALEM - U.S. citizens were ordered to leave the Gaza Strip following a deadly attack on a convoy of U.S. diplomats Wednesday, diplomatic sources said.




shit, why bother? if there are still any Americans stupid enogh to still be there, let them stay.

SCJason 10-15-2003 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greg B


No, it wasn't GWB. If you'ld been up on current events you would

have read the released secret documents from the Warren

Commission that traced the assassin back to an error. The agent

in question was on post to PREVENT an assassination but got

confused. They didn't want the public to know that our own

agents could be that stupid. It all happened because instead of

using regular CIA agents they used a newer agency in it's placed.

The agency was a little known branch of the security council but

the agent who accidently shot JFK was revealed as one

Maxwell Smart, agent #86 of some secret group called

C.O.N.T.R.O.L. When asked how he could have mistaken the

President of the United States as an assassin all he would say was,

" Sorry about that Chief. "

"The old assassin disguised as the President trick"

Greg B 10-15-2003 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SCJason

"The old assassin disguised as the President trick"


I'M SCREAMIN' WITH LAUGHTER!!! I'M SCREAMIN'!!!!

It was 'The CRAW!'

Greg B 10-15-2003 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SCJason

"The old assassin disguised as the President trick"

http://www.gregboone.com/gsmartjoke.jpg


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