Everything I Ever Needed to Know I Learned From GFY
Sex is good. Porn is bad. Everything's relative. Typos ahppen. Men suck. Women suck. Newbies suck. Everybody sucks, but very few swallow. There's too much free porn. Asshat is a fun word. No matter what you're into, someone else has already made a website for it. Niches abound. Drama is fun. When in need, people will come together to help out someone else. Take good notes. STFU. Listen and learn. Ask for help only if you really want it. Bullshit is bullshit and it really stinks. Payment up front, at least half of it. Never let anyone tell you "You can't do that". Ask good questions. Don't feel bad if it's a dumb question; chances are that someone else has either asked it or wanted to ask it. Wear asbestos underwear. Carry a flamethrower. Know when to back off. Know when to push harder. Vaginal orgasm is not a lie. Circumsized men are not quite as sensitive as uncut men. Sensitivity can be fun. Spam is good if done right. If sex is a pain in the ass, there's money to be made from it. l33t is a word. Sometimes being 0wn3d is funny. Sheep are everywhere. :321GFY
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