I need a new ocmputer.
 

Those of you who read my "I hate computers" thread understand what happened. Both of my computers died; the desktop is beyond help. Right now I'm having to use my husband's computer, and that's not going to last long. After all, how would YOU like to share YOUR gaming/dvd player/slow-as-hell-piece-of-shit computer with YOUR spouse?

In light of this, I'm offering to do some kick ass story or text work CHEAP. I need the computer so that I can continue business, so help a girl out here, please. :)

My ICQ is in the signature. Let me write all the boring (or not so boring) stuff that you just don't have time or desire to do yourself. Contact me and let me earn myself a new computer so that I can stay in business!

Thanks in advance. :)

You can finance new computers for under $40 a month. Might want to look into that.

ocmputer? what is that, is that like a new microsoft thing again.

you want to be paying on a computer 3 years from now when you probably cant even use it anymore its so damn slow?

Verses NO computer. You bet your ass. When you have the extra cash, pay it off in chunks. Credit is a great thing, use it.

Yes, I realize it's spelled "computer". Thank you triumph. :321GFY

Finance = bad. I'd really rather not, and besides, my husband wouldn't let me anyway. :(

you can get a killer system for 100-120 a month for a year... you can't tell me 3.06 gigs will be useless in a year, or even two or three :)

Can't finance. So I'm trying to earn the money for a new one.


<small> Not trying to be a smartass, but it's "ganstas" and not "gansta's". The word isn't possessive the wya you're using it in your title man. :(

DellHome - Dimension 2400 Desktop with 2.2.2Ghz Pentium 4 Processor, 15" LCD, Altec Lansing ADA215, 40GB HD, CD-Rom for $474 after Rebate plus Shipping!

$474! c'mon, surely u can ask your husband for that!

Couldn't you simple upgrade your current system?

We already spent $306 on the one that shit the bed (desktop), and that was just this past weekend. We simply can't afford a new one, no matter how cheap. :(

That's why I'm asking for work. Maybe I can get a job or three that will allow me to make enough to get one of those. Thanks for the price suggestion, though. :)

Rebates take a year or don't come at all.

Fuck a dell.

Tried that. Please read above reply. :)

:helpme

My bad.

Hope you get something

Tell me where I can get a 3.06 Ghz computer with decent specs for $1200

Thanks Ross. :)

I've got a headache and some ange management issues right now, does that count? :(

ange? what is that, is that like a new microsoft thing again.


:Graucho

ebay
dell
alienwares:thumbsup

Of course. Not sure what it counts as but its something :thumbsup

*bitch slaps you with a dead trout*

Still no takers. :(

I write really good! (*snicker*)

Hookt on fonix rillee wurkt fer mee!

^^doesn't own a dead trout, just making excuses for the dead fish smell that lingers in the room when she leaves^^

:1orglaugh

^^doesn't realize that if he just moved out of his his mom's house, there'd be no more dead fish smell^^

:1orglaugh

Sorry about that - But that was one funny piece of writing!

I can't live without getting some ass every now and then.


Mommy needs me.

:helpme

*takes a bow*

Thanks :1orglaugh

This is the first true thing I've heard you say all day.

Life sucks since your sister moved out, doesn't it? :glugglug

My sister wouldn't fuck me, she said she was gay.

Then I found out she was screwing my brother. I was like...WTF?!!

BIYS

It's okay, your dad was screwing your brother too.

Not with what I would consider decent specs.

:sadcrying

So anyway, moving back to the original idea of this thread...

Someone out there needs some work done, I'm sure. contact me for cheap rates and great work. :)

BuMp

Damn guys I remember when you collected money and bought a fucking machine for someone.. no offense I hope btw.
I think Taija is real good at what she does and needs help. Hon atm I could trade content or design with you only, not sure if it helps but my mom has cancer... wish I could help.

Thanks digi. I couldn't use the design or content just now, I'm afraid, since I can't really upload anything without a computer to do it with. I really do appreciate it, though.

All my best to your mom, I know what she's going through. :(

I know, I know.. hang in there I hope someone who reads this thread will help you. I don't know you but I feel that you deserve that.. funny, huh?
:)

:)

Thanks. I hope that some folks will need some text done, I'd love to do it. I appreciate the bumps and the support, digi. :)

Ok I may be of help.. touch wood tho.. can you give me a url?

How much money do you need for a new pc?

http://www.naughtyfables.com/webmasters/prices.html

Between $500-$1000. I'm not asking for top-of-the-line, nor am I asking for charity. I just want to enough to get a computer I need. :)

Thanks for the support folks. :)

I remember now sorry... you offer some good sales pitch for galleries, free sites whatever also, correct? And what about a modest discount like $5? It may help. Can I be wrong tho...
Kudos to robfantasy? Lol read this..
http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...pagen umber=2

I give my discounts to folks who buy in bulk, and the discounts are big. :)

All in all, though, my prices are on par with the rest of my competition, give or take a few bucks. :)

:thumbsup

Is the whole computer fucked or just the motherboard or what? Do you maybe need just a part or two?

Believe me, whoever decides to help me out will get more than their money's worth. :)

The monitor works. Does that count?

I've already replaced the HD, added RAM, and gotten a new modem for it. the tech that I took it to said that the motherboard is shot and would have to be replaced, but because of the size of the box it'd cost more than just getting a new one, (whatever that means).

Took it to tech #2 and got the same story. So I'm scavenging the parts I just bought and thinking seriously about taking the rest of it to the shooting range for some target practice. :)