I am gonna get sex tomorow. What should I do???
 

Tomorow, I am supposed to have sex for the first time in about 8 months with this girl who I have been seeing for a month. What steps should I take to make sure this is a pleasent experience for her? I am getting sex for sure, so any tips you guys can give me about cleanliness and such would be awsome.

I was also thinking about spraying some body spray on myself and my genitals to make them smell better. Is that good? What spray should I use?

Take lube, its a tranny and she has a HUGE cock so you're gonna need a lot of it :thumbsup

Masturbate all night tonight.

:1orglaugh

Spray vinegar on your genitals. Ladies LOVE that!

Stop lying to the poor guy, you know as well as i do the best way to make your balls smell better is to rub icy hot on them :thumbsup

wash your dick?

Right after you shaved'em! :thumbsup

For her???? WTF dude you haven't had sex in 8 months, think about your own pleasure instead of hers for christ sake!

yes, i will wash my dick, but should i put body spray on it as well? or cologne?

if there are ladies here, would you like it more if i put body spray on my dick and body?

Yeah you gotta clean the pipes, i'd say a few hours before it anyway.

Takes away some of the excitement down there, so you won't shoot your load after 2mins of fun... :winkwink:

well, i always take pleasdure in giving pleasure, so thats why im concerned.

the main concern i have is wether i will blow my load too quick. i have had it blow in 2 minutes before. this is really freaking me out.

Instead of cologne use Colgate :thumbsup

Then when she blows you she will also have minty fresh breath :thumbsup

oh befor you apply the icy hot and the vinegar

be sure to shave your nuts for that winter fresh feeling.

this is some kind of joke. no guy really says shit like this "What steps should I take to make sure this is a pleasent experience for her?"
:1orglaugh

Yeah spray some colonge on your dick!!Definitly! :Graucho

im not stupid, im not gonna put icy hot my balls

Then go the Colgate route and give her minty fresh breath :thumbsup

lick the brown eye!

any tried putting some Bengay on your dick before having sex? :1orglaugh

So what, blow your shit in her throat and start all over. Or are you only allowed to do her once :winkwink:

Don't listen to these fools. You have to take your advice straight from a woman.

What I like is for my sweetie pie to go into the bathroom while I wait in the bed. He showers and gets all fresh and clean. Then he shaves his cock and balls down nice and smooth. No hair anywhere. Be sure to go over it a few times to make sure you got it all.

Then, he comes into the bedroom, looks lovingly into my eyes and applies a big handfull of my favorite aftershave to his balls.

There's just nothing like it. So very sexy!

I have the feeling once was all he could afford :1orglaugh

no, this is not a joke. just because i care about her feelings does not mean i am any less of a man.


when i am about to cum, should i ask her where to cum? or should i just cum inside of her or on her body? i am positive she would not want me to cum on her face, so that is out of the question, but should i ask her where to cum beforehand? what do girls like?

You are bad :1orglaugh

ooohhh the burn.
when the hair comes back dose he get razor burn.


if you have to shave your nuts , use clippers with a gaurd.
maybe have some one give you a fade, .

I can never believe this.

:winkwink:

Um, first off why the FUCK are you asking the GFY crew for sex tips? Most of these dudes get it less often that you do!

Also, I know having a dry spell (even one of 8 months) can be tough but you really should have more confidence in yourself. I mean, did you really HAVE to tell the world (or GFY anyway) that you are finally getting some?



And finally, my advice as a woman...DON'T put on cologne/body spray. They may smell nice (although personally I'm no fan of that kind of additional scent) but they taste like shit. Just use common sense. Be clean, trim your pubic hair if you expect a BJ and want to be extra nice to your lady, and take your time with her. I can't comment on the 'cleaning of the pipes' but I've heard guys say that it works so it might not be a bad idea.


Good luck dude, it sounds like you need it.:helpme

I mean I cann't believe you haven't got laid for 8 months, not you are going to have sex.

Damn, dude. Calm down.

The more anxious you get the worse it's going to be.

Just relax and have fun.

And instead of asking a bunch of derelicts who can't get laid in a women's prison for sex advice, ask your gf what she wants and what makes her feel good.

ohhhh come now. now you are just yankin our chain. there are NO guys in the universe who have to ask where to squirt it...

and just on the off chance you ARE serious, just cum wherever you feel like it. this is fucking--not brain surgery. chicks like guys who are enjoying the experience. so my advice is JUST GET INTO IT.

but i still think you are just yanking our chain.

He wants to pleasure her so he can have sex again. If he takes care of himself then it'll be 8 more months?

On another note, how much are you paying her? Bring an extra $50 for real door entry.

LMAO

Hahahah, amen to that brother.
All I see is talk, yet I see no walk :1orglaugh

Yup make it last longer!

:thumbsup

Lots of foreplay, then eat her out for a few hours. After that, she probably won't care if you blow it in 2 minutes :thumbsup

this might help

http://www.the-clitoris.com/n_html/n_howto.htm

get some viagra........:Graucho

you'll fuck like a vagina minion

jump in the fucking shower

is sex rare to you?

1. shower
2. jerk off
3. shower
4. self inspection to make sure there aren't warts or herpes present - could ruin your night if she goes down on you. Pussy juice is acidic and could burn your pee pee
5. test for std
6. jerk off
7. shower again.
8. jerk off so you won't cum too fast.
9. shower and spray yourself with manly cologne.

Have fun.

Armani has some nice cologne.

Guido?

eat pineapple

Haha, very nice.
But jerking off 3 times....Man thats a lot.

Its like spending your whole day just to get ready to get laid....

I only suggested it with your best interests in mind....honest.

When a guy hasn't gotten laid in a long time...and, I think 8 months counts as monk status.....if that guy would masturbate several times..making sure he avoids chafing the skin....that guy won't cum in ten seconds, embarrassing himself and causing the girl to become frustrated. :)

dont use body spray on your genitals, she will not like the taste
water and soap is all you need there

:2 cents:

correct

LMAO AT THIS THREAD!

Get someone to step in for you.....

Don't ask her where you should cum, just do it where ever you feel she will be the most humiliated. That's the style now . :thumbsup

dude, your gonna have sex with her before having her suck your dick to completion at least once?

That in itself should solve your problem, once she swallows your load ( or spits I guess, Ive heard of this happenning ) then tell her to get you a smoke and a cold beer.
Once you puffed and tanked that cold brewski your ready for round 2.
Of course at this point she will enjoy it a lil more cause you wont cum in the first 2 mins lol...

When you ready to drop another load pull it out and jerk off all over her tits, then make her rub it in while she moans...

:Graucho

your welcome