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kmanrox 10-10-2003 04:16 PM

Maid stole weed... Recourse??
 
ok, she either moved it somewhere my dumbass cant find... and i think i looked everywhere... or the hahahaha stole it...

i obviously cant go to 5-0.... i probably shouldnt confront her, what would you do?


im contemplating leaving some really dank stuff around and lacing it with some meth so she can find out the hard way? is meth even in poweder form (never tried/saw it) ??

pot smokers, unite, we must rectumfy this tragedy against humanity!!!!

Sly_RJ 10-10-2003 04:18 PM

My policy: kill first, ask later.

-=HOAX=- 10-10-2003 04:20 PM

You smoked it dude...that much is clear...

Roald 10-10-2003 04:20 PM

Get your ass over here :rasta

Juicy D. Links 10-10-2003 04:21 PM

what is weed?

slavdogg 10-10-2003 04:23 PM

Kman what are the drug laws like in Thailand ??

-=HOAX=- 10-10-2003 04:24 PM

Ever sit in the closet and beat off while the maid cleans up? Its incredibly erotic and demented to boot...TRY IT!

-=HOAX=- 10-10-2003 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slavdogg
Kman what are the drug laws like in Thailand ??

Don't get caught.

X37375787 10-10-2003 04:24 PM

Hoax, what's your ICQ?

Juicy D. Links 10-10-2003 04:25 PM

KMAN r we gonna roll a blunt in Vegas?

Angry American 10-10-2003 04:25 PM

Mke sure that you didn't smoke or lose it in a stoner moment. Then put a joint in an obvious place when you know she's gonna be there, and if it comes up missing...KICK HER IN HER FUCKING ASS!!!!


Then take her money and go buy a fatty sack-o-chronies.:stoned

X37375787 10-10-2003 04:26 PM

rat poison!

Roald 10-10-2003 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-



Don't get caught.

Lol thats what it is basically about I guess :1orglaugh

clubsexy 10-10-2003 04:27 PM

what can you do really?

kmanrox 10-10-2003 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Ever sit in the closet and beat off while the maid cleans up? Its incredibly erotic and demented to boot...TRY IT!
i did that in a socal tanning salon once... i have a foot fetish and this hot 16yo with awesome feet (that's all i could see with the angle of the door vents) and i spanked it with tanning lotion...

does that make me quasi-pedo?

Juicy D. Links 10-10-2003 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox


i did that in a socal tanning salon once... i have a foot fetish and this hot 16yo with awesome feet (that's all i could see with the angle of the door vents) and i spanked it with tanning lotion...

does that make me quasi-pedo?

:1orglaugh

ztik 10-10-2003 04:30 PM

If you really wanna teach her lace it with some PCP

freeadultcontent 10-10-2003 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox


i did that in a socal tanning salon once... i have a foot fetish and this hot 16yo with awesome feet (that's all i could see with the angle of the door vents) and i spanked it with tanning lotion...

does that make me quasi-pedo?

I think that makes you a closet pedo.

kmanrox 10-10-2003 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slavdogg
Kman what are the drug laws like in Thailand ??
depends on your perspective... the fine upstanding citizen aspect would say they are GREAT.... very strict.... they started a 3 month, erradication of ALL drug dealing in thailand (like thats possible)


but... they were SERIOUSLY not fucking around... in 1 month the police shot and killed over 2300 'meth' dealers... the official word is no cops shot them, other DEALERS shot them... only 2 were by cops in self defense lol (BS)

from my perspective, not to boast, but my crowd is more of the upper echelon of people and venues around here, and the dealers are usually brits or aussies, and the cops leave faragns (westerners alone) usually.... and if they do fuck with a westerner, they usually have the 12-25$ bribe to make the cop go away (most thais cant afford that, they make around $130 a mont on average here)....

Mike AI 10-10-2003 04:31 PM

Skull Bong!
:thumbsup

-=HOAX=- 10-10-2003 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
Hoax, what's your ICQ?
126813938

kmanrox 10-10-2003 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent


I think that makes you a closet pedo.

that's a Big Pun if i've ever heard one.... actually listend to a Pun ofthat size an hour ago on mp3 :thumbsup

kmanrox 10-10-2003 04:39 PM

hoax, pls send model release for my pics in your sig i said... im not fuckin around.... ill sign them... i just want it in writing in case i get discovered and you claim ownership of my pretty face....

serious 10-10-2003 04:40 PM

don't leave it out in the open?

SCJason 10-10-2003 04:40 PM

Is she a hot little thai chick or an old ass momma son ?
If the former ....buy a bag she if she wants to burn one with you. Then you will know if she took it. If she does burn one, try to fuck her and then fire her : )
If she is the latter .........your on your own : )

grogan 10-10-2003 04:43 PM

shank her with the shank.

-=HOAX=- 10-10-2003 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
hoax, pls send model release for my pics in your sig i said... im not fuckin around.... ill sign them... i just want it in writing in case i get discovered and you claim ownership of my pretty face....
You wish you inbred cousin fucker...seriously though...are those two not the pinnacle of evolution or what?

brand0n 10-10-2003 05:35 PM

i guess choker her untill she comes clean.. u know she got it man.. u didnt lose it.. she fuckin snagged your sack.. and odds are it was really really good fuckin weed? there went atleast 200 bones man.. hunt her the fuck down and choker her till her eyes pop the fuck outta her head:winkwink:

chronic avenger 10-10-2003 05:42 PM

damm not the weed.

Im tearing up just think about loosing a sack. was it a 8th fire her fat ass.
and if it was weight...I mean if a pound is missing I cant call it. its too distrubing to think of

hyper 10-10-2003 05:51 PM

tell her since she stole the weed you have to fuck her up the ass..
then post pics :)

Markit 10-11-2003 04:34 AM

assfuck her with a broomstick

:smokin

reynold 10-11-2003 04:36 AM

just ask if she might have seen it

kmanrox 10-11-2003 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
tell her since she stole the weed you have to fuck her up the ass..
then post pics :)

it was only a little less than a 1/4

Kaku 10-11-2003 02:47 PM

keep looking, my maid used to put it under my pillow and not mention it

roybucks 10-11-2003 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaku
keep looking, my maid used to put it under my pillow and not mention it
nice- my parent's cleaning lady used to leave it in the open on my desk- right on top of the porno mags she found there too... she was a mean old bitch though..

dude above was right though, pcp or acid if you want to lace it, meth won't do shit.

personally i just wouldn't give her a second chance.

Dravyk 10-11-2003 05:46 PM

Call the INS and send her back to TJ! :1orglaugh

username 10-11-2003 06:00 PM

ya get that fucker

fun2cboys 10-11-2003 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ztik
If you really wanna teach her lace it with some PCP
roll up a fatty and seal it with splat instead of spit

thats splatisfaction :1orglaugh :Graucho

Ironhorse 10-11-2003 06:09 PM

Get her on camera and then threaten to release to the 'El Federales' unless she performs some fancy routines in a new website venture you will be launching shortly after.


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