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Rush Limbaugh announces on his radio program that he is addicted to painkillers and is checking into a rehab center :1orglaugh



http://www.cnn.com

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OMG, this is the breaking story of this century!

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You guys are brutal. Rush lost the weight like 6+ years ago. The painkiller addiction most likely stems from the cochlear implant surgeries just a few years back. Getting holes bored into your skull can give you a headache.

Ok, so he has back pain and likes the stronger meds... the fucking news here is?..

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it's not easy to get addicted to opiates

This from the same guy who once said that drug addicts should be deported to Zurich and London, and from the same guy who was pushing for a bill with his political cronies that would have excluded students who have drug convictions from receiving student aid. They should add his photo in Websters under HYPOCRISY.

Im still waiting for his annoucement that his current Hillybilly Heroin problem has helped him overcome his prior addiction to Ho Hos. I also wonder if his previously stated opposition to groups trying to curb prison rape has changed.

Exactly. No one has ever had a problem weaning themselves after using OxyContin to treat chronic pain for a long period of time. This is a medical first.

after 2 weeks they stop calling it breaking news.

It is being said by medical people that the mixture of drugs more than likely caused his deafness.

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I hate that fucker. He should shut his hole before the people that are too dumb to think for themselves start doing what he tells them.

Too late.

The funniest is that I saw it on the cover of the National Enquirer at the store yesterday and I couldn't believe that they could get away with it. Apparantly they printed a true story! Now THAT'S investigative journalism.

Actually the National Enquirer does a pretty close line of sticking with the truth these days. The fake stories got moved over to their sister paper, the Weekly World News.