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Amputate Your Head 10-09-2003 11:56 AM

Seigfried & Roy: Lousy spin doctors or just out of touch with reality?
 
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The tiger that injured Roy Horn of the duo ?Siegfried & Roy? had been trying to help the illusionist after he slipped and accidentally harmed him by using too much force, says Horn?s partner, Siegfried Fischbacher.
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?A CAT IS A TIGER and when he wants to protect his pal he does it the way a tiger does, with his strength,? Fischbacher said in an interview broadcast Thursday on ABC?s ?Good Morning America.? ?But we are human; we are a little more fragile.?
?The cat realized there was something wrong,? he said. ?Roy slipped, I run after, all my animal handlers run after, so he was just confused.?

wtf? I'm havin' a hard time buying the whole "it was trying to help" scenario....

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Chris 10-09-2003 12:01 PM

wtf are you stupid or something ? Tigers are friendly animlas that never harm anyone EVER and are here to help us all in our times of need :thumbsup

LiveDose 10-09-2003 12:02 PM

hope I never get any help from a tiger.

detoxed 10-09-2003 12:05 PM

The tiger dragged him offstage by his neck... he obviously didnt try to eat him or anything. Cats carry their young around by the neck all the time.

hyatla 10-09-2003 12:12 PM

We should ban all circus animals and release them from zoos. People should be entertained by porn, not other creatures on the planet.

aflex 10-09-2003 12:12 PM

if Kitty wanted to kill, im sure the would have killed Roy and all the handlers too.. He dragged him off by the neck as a Cat would carry young away from danger (people rushing)

xxxdesign-net 10-09-2003 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
The tiger dragged him offstage by his neck... he obviously didnt try to eat him or anything. Cats carry their young around by the neck all the time.
but they dont shake them like ragdoll...

Evil1 10-09-2003 12:24 PM

If it wanted him dead, he would be dead.

RedShoe 10-09-2003 12:24 PM

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Originally posted by hyatla
We should ban all circus animals and release them from zoos. People should be entertained by porn, not other creatures on the planet.
ever meet a pornstar? They are definitely creatures.

magicmike 10-09-2003 12:24 PM

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Originally posted by LiveDose
hope I never get any help from a tiger.
:1orglaugh


I agree help or not.

No thanks.

Bulldog-Johnnie 10-09-2003 12:34 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
The tiger dragged him offstage by his neck... he obviously didnt try to eat him or anything. Cats carry their young around by the neck all the time.
1- When a mother tiger carries her young she has to do so very deliactely becuase she only moves them when they are too young to move themselves. Therefore, she is capable of being as delicate as she needs to be with a cub that usually weighs less than 10 pounds, so if the cat was just trying to move a full grown man it could certainly do it without ripping his throat out.

2- Male tigers as in this case have ZERO to do with raising cubs so have ZERO paternal instict.

KRL 10-09-2003 12:36 PM

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aflex 10-09-2003 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
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:1orglaugh theyrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

JFK 10-09-2003 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by JupZChris
wtf are you stupid or something ? Tigers are friendly animlas that never harm anyone EVER and are here to help us all in our times of need :thumbsup
Probably tried to repay Roy , for the time he pulled a sliver out his paw. Tigers like elphants have a long memory

Rich J. 10-09-2003 12:42 PM

The world is a tough fuckin' place and there is shit out there that will hurt and even kill you... Human's 'should' be smart enough to realize that if you fuck around with tigers, eventually you're gonna get hurt. So what, are we supposed to shoot all the tigers now so that we dont run the risk of possibly one day getting bit by one?

boneprone 10-09-2003 12:52 PM

I always thoght Roy and Boy fucked those tigers backstage.

Thats what all the Vegas cab drivers would tell me.

extreme 10-09-2003 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by JupZChris
wtf are you stupid or something ? Tigers are friendly animlas that never harm anyone EVER and are here to help us all in our times of need :thumbsup
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

stevecore 10-09-2003 01:00 PM

smack me with a microphone in the face and see how i react.

Amputate Your Head 10-09-2003 01:00 PM

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Originally posted by stevecore
smack me with a microphone in the face and see how i react.
cower in fear of the bad man with the mean electronic device?

stocktrader23 10-09-2003 01:17 PM

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Originally posted by Bulldog-Johnnie


1- When a mother tiger carries her young she has to do so very deliactely becuase she only moves them when they are too young to move themselves. Therefore, she is capable of being as delicate as she needs to be with a cub that usually weighs less than 10 pounds, so if the cat was just trying to move a full grown man it could certainly do it without ripping his throat out.

2- Male tigers as in this case have ZERO to do with raising cubs so have ZERO paternal instict.

Umm, I imagine it would be easier for a tiger to move her young without injury than a full grown man. drop a fly off your roof and it won't be hurt, drop your sister and see what happens.

swedguy 10-09-2003 01:32 PM

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Originally posted by RedShoe


ever meet a pornstar? They are definitely creatures.

Somehow I get a picture of Ron Jeremy in my head.
Don't know why.

LadyMischief 10-09-2003 01:42 PM

Tigers kill by breaking the neck. If it had wanted to kill Roy, he would have been dead in about 2 seconds flat and NOBODY would have been able to do anything about it. They break the spine and pierce the jugular.

LadyMischief 10-09-2003 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by hyatla
We should ban all circus animals and release them from zoos. People should be entertained by porn, not other creatures on the planet.
If it weren't for zoos, there are many endagered species that would have been extinct years ago, White siberian tigers among them. Also Prezwalski's wild horses and several other types of animals have been preserved by the care of zoos and diligent breeding programs.

loverboy 10-09-2003 01:45 PM

i hope my tiger never get's big enough to grab my neck:1orglaugh

Mr Pheer 10-09-2003 01:47 PM

I think Sigfried & Roy are tiger experts and know far more about how thier tigers behave and why they do the things they do more than anyone on GFY.


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