Headless... your Halloween costume!
 

Dude, I have the perfect idea. It will look great. You'll be the talk of the party. And best of all, it's cheap!

Go to a local drug store and buy one thick black permanent marker. Next go to K-Mart and buy one orange sweatshirt and one orange sweatpants. Lay shirt and pants on kitchen table. Use black permanent marker and draw vertical lines spaced two inches apart all around the pants and shirt. Don't forget the sleeves, lines should run up your arms.

Slip into the pants and shirt, voila, you're a pumpkin!

It's seasonal. It's cheap. And it's easy. Take my advice bro, it's a sure winner!

:1orglaugh Good idea

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That was cool, but also gay in a way... It's almost something sexeducation would do...

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:1orglaugh You made me spit out my Pepsi, lol

Low blow man, low blow. :(

LOL My night is complete... Did you not know is my new meatpuppet?

You know you laughed when I said it...

Halloween is the only day of the year sexeducation gets to hand out candy to children from his house instead of trying to do it from his car in front of a playground.

Just put "This is my Halloween Costume!" in black marker on the orange shirt. Why bother with all the lines...

Haha.

I stared at it for five minutes, it still doesn't make sense.

move your head from side to side, it moves... amazing

glad i wasn't the only one. was that supposed to be a fill in the blank one or something ??:helpme

whew I'm not the only one who sat here like WTF????

"Did you not know he is my new meatpuppet?"


insert "he" into that sentence bitch.