Ok guys, I need some HELP........
 

Halloween is coming and I still havent picked out a costume... Help a brother out.. WTF can I be for halloween? It is kinda important because my fiancee is throwing me a halloween/b-day party for us and a few close friends... So I gotta look HOT!

Let me have it!

Box of tampons.

you should go as a french maid.

Its pretty obvious:
Headless Horseman

You want to go as a spy... So you can screw with the enemies computers.. always screw with the computers..


James Bond,
Action Jackson
Remo Williams
Earnest

A few suggestions

Go as Captain Condom

Put a spud on your whang and say your a Dick-Tater

You can be more creative then that..... YaY!!!!!!! For postcounts ;)

Casper or Papa Smurf :glugglug

go as baba boe

get a small table, glue a clock and a lamp on it, go as a "one night stand"

AHAHAHA

Uncle Fester from the Addams Family.

steve urkel

tarzan (for sexy)

fred flinstone - you can carry your big bone for added affect (for silly sexy)

the king 'in his new clothes' (for nasty sexy) - wonder how many will get that one lol

lady Godiva (for sexy in a DIFFERENT way)

Zoro (for mysterious sexy) - mmmm nummies :Graucho

flasher in an overcoat (for sick and desperate sexy)
OR
a hersheys kiss (women LOVE to suck on chocolate *nudge*)

lol have fun ;)

Im going this year as Tyler Durden from fight club :thumbsup

already got my haircut for it.

hang 4 knives in a box of capt crunch and be a cerial killer