Look what I caught in my spare bedroom!
 

http://www.olegvolk.net/olegv/north/emu.jpg

What the fuck should I do?

Looks like he wants you to bend over and take it like a real man.

fuck it shawn! :Graucho :Graucho It's gotta be wild in bed, don't you think?

jDoG

Women don't like unibrows. He better do something about that.

only one way to find out!


And ICQ me sometime man!

mom? :(

Cook it! :glugglug

choke that fucker

Looks like it will make a great Christmas dinner ?

Looks like you will have some big eggs for breakfast:1orglaugh

ITS A MALE,

SO

http://www.32R.com/disturbing.jpg

Make sweet love to it?

pluck it and cook it :thumbsup

First order an acme rocket sled, then build an extensive line of track along the side of the highway, then when it comes running by really fast, fire the rocket sled and chase him across the desert.

how do you know? :1orglaugh

So, let me know how it is! I'll look through logs, I reformatted my HD and lost all ICQ's rebuilding the list :)

jDoG

Then

Keep it

You just got yourself a self-contained portable home brewery.

Emu pee is a popular beer in Australia

<a href="http://www.australianbeers.com/beers/emu_export/emu_export.htm" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.lion-nathan.co.nz/our+brands/beer/australia/full+strength/emu_export.jpg"></a>

:glugglug

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tranny?

Dinner?
WG

Get a recipe and run to the goddamn store for some BBQ sauce.. quick before it escapes.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh I still think he should fuck it!

jDoG

An egg from one of those things can make 10 omelettes. It's a poor webmaster's dream!

:Oh crap

Fatten it up til Thanksgiving and feast.

that thing looks like big bird on crack

That's a pretty big pecker... might make for some good niche content. :thumbsup

i'd hit it

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